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Title: He Knows
Characters: Jon, liberal!"Stephen"
Rating: G
Summary: Written for [personal profile] themistoklis's prompt: Santa is real! (any)!"Stephen" and Jon.
Word Count: 149
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Expand“Santa is a fundamentally bourgeoisie fantasy, a tool of the neo-colonial capitalist kyriarchy designed to brainwash our children into consumerist slavery.”  )

Title:
Season's Greetings
Characters: Jon/liberal!"Stephen"
Rating: G
Summary: Written for [personal profile] erinptah's prompt: Liberal!"Stephen"'s Christmahanukwanzakah party.
Word Count: 235
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

ExpandSeason’s Greetings: Stephen Colbert’s Generic Secular Nondenominational Winter Party Fest: 2011 was sure to be Stephen’s biggest soiree yet. He was sure of it.  )


Title: Deck the Halls
Characters: Jon/"Stephen" (Jon/Lorraine)
Rating: PG
Summary: Written for [personal profile] gaudy_night's prompt: Jon/"Stephen", home for the holidays.
Word Count: 283
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

ExpandLaughing, Jon leaned against the side of the cabin and watched the family frolic in the snow.  )

Title: Carp How the Bells
Characters: Jon/Stephen
Rating: PG - 13
Summary: Written for [profile] underthepiano's prompt: Jon/Stephen, holiday shopping
Word Count: 201
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

ExpandHe pulls on Jon’s hand, clutched tightly in his, and inadvertently yanks him over to the display of some of the most… unusual… Christmas curios Jon has ever seen.  )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Something To Celebrate
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: Jon, liberal!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

A very special holiday-themed Liberalverse ficlet, referencing the passing of the Zadroga bill. (This was more poignant before the bill's failings began to surface, but oh well.) Based on a prompt from [personal profile] queenfanfiction: 034. Not Enough

( Stephen is resolutely observing Soltice, Festivus, HumanLight, Christmahanukwanzakah, Kwanzaa, and Slovenien Independence Day all in a row. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Eight Roads Converged
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Liberal!"Stephen"/Beck!Jon, happy!"Stephen"/Beck!Jon, "Stephen"/Beck!Jon, real!Stephen/Jon, real!Stephen/Beck!Jon, Jon/"Stephen", Wyatt
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Ficlets written for a series of requests: what happens when people from various fakenews AUs cross paths. Featuring the liberalverse, the happy!verse, Jon's Beck incarnation, and the universe where Wyatt hosts the 11:30 timeslot.

( 'Ooh, is this your Jon? He's just like mine! He's so cute, isn't he? Come and sit! Can I play with your hair?' )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Liberal Guilt Attack
Rating: G
Characters: Jon, liberal!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Work of parody. Not real, not mine.

Liberal!Stephen wants to be sensitive and caring, but sometimes he goes a little overboard.

This is back when Stephen was working on TDS, thus Jon having darker hair and giving him assignments.

'Hi, Jon. I was just thinking...' )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: Liberal!"Stephen"/Jon
Title: Baby, It's Fact

A liberal AU version of how this pairing could develop.

Instead of being a repressed conservative with trust issues and hidden submissive tendencies, Stephen is a TMI-prone liberal with boundary issues and a secret longing to Dom the hell out of someone. All of which means that, instead of coaxing him to open up so they can get together, Jon's first step is pushing him to back off a little.



( So if you want me, I don't come cheap / Keep your hand in my hand and your heart on your sleeve )

Seven

Jul. 7th, 2010 01:42 am
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Seven
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: "Stephen", liberal!"Stephen", happy!"Stephen", Steve ColberT, Jermaine Maine, Sweetness, Esteban, Jon, Allison
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Based on the virtues given in Dante's Purgatorio, where each corresponds to one of the Deadly Sins. Seven sentences, seven virtues, seven "Stephens" (and associated doppelgangers, alter egos, and hallucinatory voices):

( ...it's just the guy in the shocking pink, smiling like a sunbeam and holding out an envelope. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: Liberal!"Stephen"
Title: Pollyanna Flower Child

It's not that hard to figure out liberal!Stephen. All you have to do is take traits of the regular Stephen and invert them. Like so...

(Large version of the cover art is here.)



( The sign said long haired freaky people need not apply / So I tucked my hair up under my hat, and I went in to ask him why )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Needs Met, Happyverse Style
Characters: (a) c!Stephen, (an) l!Stephen, Jon/happy!Stephen
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Work of parody. Not real; not mine.

From the same multiverse as Needs Met. Two familiar-looking Stephens respond to a call for help from the happy!verse...

'Hi, Jon! We're your visitors from the Interdimensional Colbert Exchange Program.' )

Also here on DA.
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Five Versions Of The Limo Ride Home
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", Joan/"Stephanie", Jon/r!Stephen (Sailor Jon version), Schmon Schmewart, Jon, "Stephen", Jon/happy!"Stephen"
Warnings: (1) character fatal disease (he's not dead yet); (2) character death (he gets better); (3) D/s, innuendo; (4) D/s, shameless lesbian smut; (5) may induce diabetes.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: After the Emmys snub various versions of Stephen (hypothetical cancer storyline, [livejournal.com profile] sailorjon 'verse, Liberalverse, genderswapped version of [personal profile] sarcasticsra's Needverse, and happy!verse), Jon comforts him on the way back to the hotel.

Mostly written for The 9/20 Project, which called for post-Emmy comforting and/or sex. (There are sequels to the Liberalverse segment found at that link, too.)

( 'I have a little bit of anger and frustration to work through right now. So it would probably be best if I just let myself into the executive lounge and meditated for a while. Or did some yoga.' )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Fit For Office
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: Jon, l!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: For a prompt from [personal profile] sirdrakesheir, who requested, and I quote, "OMG L!STEPHEN'S PRESIDENTIAL RUN."

The quotation at the beginning is from The Restaurant At The End Of The Universe.

( 'Higher taxes, free health care for animals, and forcing everyone to buy environmentally friendly washing machines.' )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Five Gifts Stephen Gave Jon, Because It's No More Than He Deserved, And It Was Nothing, Really
Rating: PG
Contents: A very sexy massage.
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", that puppy again
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Where the regular version of "Stephen" stingy, self-absorbed, and demanding, the AU liberal version is generous, thoughtful, and giving.

(I'm worried that I've been putting too much emphasis on ways in which liberal!Stephen is annoying, so this is the flip side.)

( 'Uh, Stephen? The whole reason college kids offer each other backrubs is to get in each other's pants.' )
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Title: Puppy Love (3/3)
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Sex talk, panicking Stephen
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: The conclusion of this bit of the Liberalverse. Jon has always encouraged Stephen to develop healthy boundaries, but he never expected to find himself outside of them.

(Okay, a little bit of neuroses-and-despair may have slipped into this one. But the ending is happy, never fear.)

For those of you who like such things, there's also some rambling about l!Stephen's characterization over here.

( 'I just found out that I am apparently the only person on the planet you won't jump into bed with. What could possibly be upsetting about that?'
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Puppy Love (2/3)
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Steamy scenes, mention of mildly blasphemous sex toys, dangerously cute puppies
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", past liberal!"Stephen"/Anderson, the puppy again
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: The Liberalverse marches on. Jon insists on putting Stephen through an archaic and limiting system of courtship — or, as he calls it, "being treated like a gentleman." Stephen doesn't understand why they can't just get on to the free love, already. But for some reason he's willing to put up with all kinds of silly proprieties when Jon is involved...

There's a round of sketches here (mildly spoilery if you haven't read up to the last chapter).

( Jon made a mental note to find out just how many nude images of Stephen there were on the Internet, anyway. )

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