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Title: Castles In The Sand (8/10)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Olivia/Kristen, Buttons, Jon, Allison, c!Stephen/Tad/Amy
Warnings: Past trauma, (skip) fire! (Again!)
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Well, would you look at that. New pairing tags.

Amazing beta job by [personal profile] queenfanfiction. Decorative capitals by Daily Drop Cap. Chapter index: Table of Contents

( In which our heroes decide to coordinate their breakdowns, and the term DIAF becomes uncomfortably literal. )
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Title: Castles In The Sand (3/10)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Olivia/Kristen, Jon/c!Stephen, Tad, Amy, Allison, Buttons, Alan
Warnings: Foreplay, tumbling (literal)
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Silphium is (or was) a real plant, although the magical AU version is slightly different. The ship's doctor can be seen in this clip.

Amazing beta job by [personal profile] queenfanfiction. Decorative capitals by Daily Drop Cap. Chapter index: Table of Contents

( The H.M.S. Report sets sail for the Eagle Islands, a trip which leaves Stephen sick of crossword puzzles and Olivia just plain sick. )
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Title: Castles In The Sand (2/10)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Olivia/Kristen, Jon/c!Stephen, Allison Silverman, Tad, P.K. Winsome, Amy, Starbeam and Rainbow
Warnings: Bad puns. (As if "de sea" wasn't bad enough.)
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

I don't think this 'verse has had enough gratuitous unicorns lately. Let's fix that.

Amazing beta job by [personal profile] queenfanfiction. Decorative capitals by Daily Drop Cap. Chapter index: Table of Contents

( Our heroes saddle up the unicorns and head for the port town of En-by-the-Sea, where their first move is to split up. Shenanigans ensue. )
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Title: State of Grace
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Rating: Through NC-17
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, Jon/Tracey, Tracey/Charlene, past "Stephen"/Lorraine and "Stephen"/others, Steve/Nancy(/"Stephen"), Tad/Bobby, families, OCs, various cameos from both shows
Disclaimer/Warnings: Follow the link.
Continued adulation for: marvelous beta [personal profile] stellar_dust

When he tries to commit all at once to taking care of a newborn, reconnecting with childhood best friend Charlene, and starting a relationship with Jon, Stephen begins to lose the tight grip he's kept on his past. He's going to need the support of his friends and loved ones more than ever, as he and all the other people he's been face down a hurricane of repression, trauma, pain, pleasure, hurt, loss, healing, and Hannah Montana.

Featuring 108,000 words of story, 8,000 of bonus meta, three new mixes, and half a sketchbook's worth of illustrations. Plus 175% more continuity, characterization, and consistency than the original version, all for the same low price.

A whisper at the back of his mind (don't listen to him don't let him scare you), and he almost missed what Jon said next: "Stephen, are you still having memory problems? Not just for the, uh, the stuff you used to do, but more recently?"
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Title: State of Grace
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Rating: R (this chapter); NC-17 (overall)
Disclaimer/Warnings: See the table of contents.
Endless thanks to: marvelous beta [personal profile] stellar_dust

The rewrite that's been a long time coming.

The beginning of this story picks up shortly after the final chapter of Expecting. "Stephen" has a new baby, a new marriage, and the love of a good man — so, naturally, this is when he starts to fall apart.

Should I crosspost individual chapters to this comm? I feel like anyone who's interested might just be watching my fic journal, but I don't know if that's actually true. Anyone with a strong opinion, feel free to speak up.

George stared around at the lavish décor with what his father declared to be a clear appreciation of platinum-level tastes, until he started whimpering. Stephen grabbed a spare diaper and hauled him off to the bathroom without comment.

Seven

Jul. 7th, 2010 01:42 am
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Title: Seven
Rating: G
Characters/pairings: "Stephen", liberal!"Stephen", happy!"Stephen", Steve ColberT, Jermaine Maine, Sweetness, Esteban, Jon, Allison
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Based on the virtues given in Dante's Purgatorio, where each corresponds to one of the Deadly Sins. Seven sentences, seven virtues, seven "Stephens" (and associated doppelgangers, alter egos, and hallucinatory voices):

( ...it's just the guy in the shocking pink, smiling like a sunbeam and holding out an envelope. )
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Title: Muse
Rating: NC-17 (sex, D/s, various kinks)
Pairings: Jon/real!Stephen/Allison
Summary: Scenes from a working relationship. As per the prompt: D/s/s (Jon as the Dom); long-standing arrangement; Allison's perspective; hurt/comfort (if you squint).
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

For [livejournal.com profile] megantracey, whose [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic Secret Santa wish asked for a pairing that I have never seen before, but clearly need more of in my life.

Spouseless AU for all three. Last scene takes place shortly after this video. I was hesitant to pick up the prompt because there were so many other writers who could do it better...but then none of them volunteered, and also I got mugged by an unexpected plotbunny. So here we are:

( When Allison finally made it through the snarl in traffic, she found both of them on the couch: Stephen stripped bare and wriggling, Jon pinning him down by sitting on him. )