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Title: Castles In The Sand (7/10)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Olivia/Kristen, Jon/c!Stephen, c!Stephen/Tad (subtext), Amy, Bobby, (skip) Neil DeGrasse Tyson, c!Stephen/Tad/Amy
Warnings: Past trauma, hazardous coconuts
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

For the record, this whole fic is a wildcard fill on my [community profile] hc_bingo card, for the prompt "unexpected pregnancy" and/or "unexpected consequences of planned soulbonding." (How much do I love that both of those are options?)

Amazing beta job by [personal profile] queenfanfiction. Decorative capitals by Daily Drop Cap. Chapter index: Table of Contents

( Our heroes split into groups to explore an uncharted island. Cue physical danger, prophetic uncertainty, and personal revelations. )
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Title: State of Grace
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Rating: Through NC-17
Characters/Pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, Jon/Tracey, Tracey/Charlene, past "Stephen"/Lorraine and "Stephen"/others, Steve/Nancy(/"Stephen"), Tad/Bobby, families, OCs, various cameos from both shows
Disclaimer/Warnings: Follow the link.
Continued adulation for: marvelous beta [personal profile] stellar_dust

When he tries to commit all at once to taking care of a newborn, reconnecting with childhood best friend Charlene, and starting a relationship with Jon, Stephen begins to lose the tight grip he's kept on his past. He's going to need the support of his friends and loved ones more than ever, as he and all the other people he's been face down a hurricane of repression, trauma, pain, pleasure, hurt, loss, healing, and Hannah Montana.

Featuring 108,000 words of story, 8,000 of bonus meta, three new mixes, and half a sketchbook's worth of illustrations. Plus 175% more continuity, characterization, and consistency than the original version, all for the same low price.

A whisper at the back of his mind (don't listen to him don't let him scare you), and he almost missed what Jon said next: "Stephen, are you still having memory problems? Not just for the, uh, the stuff you used to do, but more recently?"
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Title: State of Grace
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Rating: R (this chapter); NC-17 (overall)
Disclaimer/Warnings: See the table of contents.
Endless thanks to: marvelous beta [personal profile] stellar_dust

The rewrite that's been a long time coming.

The beginning of this story picks up shortly after the final chapter of Expecting. "Stephen" has a new baby, a new marriage, and the love of a good man — so, naturally, this is when he starts to fall apart.

Should I crosspost individual chapters to this comm? I feel like anyone who's interested might just be watching my fic journal, but I don't know if that's actually true. Anyone with a strong opinion, feel free to speak up.

George stared around at the lavish décor with what his father declared to be a clear appreciation of platinum-level tastes, until he started whimpering. Stephen grabbed a spare diaper and hauled him off to the bathroom without comment.
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Title: The Eagle of Hermes, Chapter One
Rating: PG (some violence, some guns, character death)
Series: TDS/TCR, Hellsing
Characters: Jon, "Stephen", Bobby, Heinkel Wolfe, OCs
Disclaimer: None of these events are real and none of these characters are mine.

Stephen's a vampire - and not the sparkly kind, either. With Jon's help, he's managed to keep under control for years...until Bobby makes the mistake of looking delicious, and the Vatican sends a couple of its elite monster-hunters to take him out.

Chapter One gallery
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Title: Never Forget to Burn the Evidence
Pairing/characters: Meg, Bobby, Tad, Wyatt. Sort of Meg/Bobby.
Rating: Maybe PG, for frenzied lip-locking.
Word Count: 1,145
Warnings: Includes a hostage situation.
Summary: Meg and Bobby stand guard at The Colbert Report while Stephen spends election night at The Daily Show.
Note: So, basically? This fic is exclusive to communities modded by [personal profile] erinptah, as it was written to her prompt and I feel like it, and [livejournal.com profile] andthatstheword is going non-active. I am therefore linking it here. I hope no one minds :-)

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Never Forget to Burn the Evidence
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Title: Out Of The Bag
Rating: PG
Characters/pairings: "Stephen", Jon, and Brian, with a side of Meg, Bobby, and Tad
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

For [personal profile] sarcasticsra, whose incredibly transparent [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic Secret Santa wish asked for a lighthearted mystery/comedy involving Brian, Jon, and "Stephen"...here is my equally obvious response. Featuring Stephen in CAPSLOCK, Jon in strange costumes, a mysterious meat thief, and a surprise pairing.

Special thanks to my mother, for inadvertently breaking my writer's block.

( NO LONGER TRUST SPELLCHECK STOP ANY PROGRAM THAT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND 'FUNDIT' NOT WELCOME IN THIS BUILDING STOP )
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Title: Assorted Belatedly Collected Drabbles (Sam, Jon, and Stephen Edition)
Series: TDS/TCR
Pairings/Characters: Sam/OC, Jon, Bill Bennett, "Stephen", Bobby, Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: G-PG
Disclaimer: Works of parody. Not real; not mine.

More long-lost drabbles from 2006, plus something a bit more recent. Mostly Jon'n'"Stephen" this time. But also Sam!

( In which Sam gets lucky, Bill Bennett does not, Bobby is useful, and Jon has an unusual fetish. )
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Title: Assorted Belatedly Collected Drabbles (Stephen's Staff Edition)
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: G-PG
Characters: Meg, Tad, Bobby, Ric Ocasek, Jimmy, Killer, Stephen, Jesus
Disclaimer: Works of parody. Not real; not mine.

I actually wrote these back in 2006, and then spent several years forgetting to archive them. Whoops.

( In which Bobby goes to Vegas, Tad does cleanup, Jimmy directs things in his head even when he's on break, Stephen has a bad morning, and a certain set of T-shirts come in handy. )
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Title: Underappreciated Tea-Boys Unite!
Rating: PG (violence, one dead President)
Series: Doctor Who/Torchwood, The Colbert Report, Tek Jansen
Characters/Pairings: Ianto(/Jack), Gwen, Owen, Tosh, Bobby, Stephen, Meangarr
Spoilers: New Who S3; Torchwood S1; Tek Jansen #1
Disclaimer: Work of parody; not real; not mine.

It's the day of Children in Need, and you know what that means: crossover time.

Side story to Truthiness And Relative Dimensions In Space. In which Bobby is on a secret undercover mission, Torchwood is having a hard time functioning without Jack, and Cardiff is being menaced by a Tek Jansen villain. (So, pretty much business as usual.)

Beta, as always, by the sterling [personal profile] stellar_dust.

( 'Couldn't we luck out, just once, and get an asexual embodiment of the pure evil that builds up under the sink?' )

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