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Title: In Summer's Parching Heat
Rating: G
Pairings/Characters: Olivia/Kristen (pre-femslash), Jon(/"Stephen"), John Oliver, Wyatt
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Teen-through-young-adult AU: Jon[athan] and "Stephen" are gay dog groomers in California, while Olivia and company are eighth graders nearby. Oh, and a cute new British kid just transferred into their class. And Kristen maybe likes him?? Drama!

Wildly out-of-season, I know, but I needed a last-minute fill for the [community profile] hc_bingo round 2 card, prompt "heat stroke."

( 'I've just moved here from England, so you're welcome to ask me any questions you have in preparation for our inevitable re-conquest of your charming little nation. Cheerio.' )
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Title: Sweetness Follows; or, The Remarkably Low-Angst Transition of Joan Stewart
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, transphobia, references to bullying, bad accents, outrageous drag names.
Characters/pairings: Jo(a)n(/Tracey), "Stephen", John Oliver, Wyatt, Kristen
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

What it says on the tin. Jon switches names, starts on hormones, deals with mood swings, and gets support from almost all quarters, in the office and out. Stephen has a rocky time with the whole idea, but who didn't see that coming?

Last-minute amnesty fill for [community profile] queer_fest, for the prompt: (skip) Any fandom, any MtF character, why she doesn't want surgery--a girl can have a penis dammit! This should NOT be a problem!

In spite of the timing, it's been in progress since back when that was an [community profile] lgbtfest prompt. Takes place around spring/summer of 2009.

Related stories: Transverse

( 'Do you know how rare true ballsiness is? How could you jeopardize our country by making that resource even more scarce? And in a time of war, too! I should call Homeland Security on you!' )
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After a couple years of noninspiration (or at least, nonmotivation), I finally finished a new vid :D

PreviewTitle: Sexy, Naughty, Daily
Footage: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Jon Stewart Show, The Larry Sanders Show
Music: Tata Young, "Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy"
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Jon/Wyatt, Jon/Hodgman, Jon/John Oliver, Jon/various, Sam/Jason, Jason/John Oliver, Jason/Wyatt/John Oliver, John Oliver/Aasif, John Oliver/various, Kristen/Larry, "Stephen"/audience, "Stephen"/Fonda, "Stephen"/bear, "Stephen"/Emmy, "Stephen"/food, "Stephen"/various, with special guest appearances from Olivia, Rob Riggle, happy!"Stephen", Julian the dancing cameraman, a variety of guests, and Gary Shandling. It's that kind of vid.
Disclaimer: This is a fair-use transformative work; the original material is not mine.

Two words: Peabody Award. (Two other words: short shorts.)

DailyMotion | MegaUpload (.avi, 3:37, 54.3 MB) | Website (with lyrics)
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Title: Castle Walls (5/8)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (skip) Kidnapping
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia/Kristen, John/Larry, Sam/Jason
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

The honorifics are Japanese, or at least the American otaku versions thereof; -hime is "princess", -sensei is "teacher". Bunshinjutsu is a technique straight out of Naruto. The bit about Olivia's name is true.

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( Olivia and Stephen find themselves in deep trouble, while Jon and Kristen round up a search party. )
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Title: Castle Walls (2/8)
Rating: PG
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia, Kristen, Aasif, John Oliver, Jason(/Sam)
Warnings: Referenced background character death
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Decorative capitals are still from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( In which our heroes deal with three languages, seven meats, a growing pile of questions, and one traditional comforting bowl of macaroni. )
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Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG. And yes, there *IS* a sequel in the works, for those who were wondering. :D

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

Part 1 HERE; Part 2 HERE; link to Deleted Scenes at the end of Part 3

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

Part 1 HERE

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]

ETA: Mods, could I possibly get a tag for "pairing: aasif/olivia," "crossover: harry potter," and "pairing: john oliver/other (or john oliver/kate)"? Thank you in advance :)
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Title: Castle Down (6/6)
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Larry/John-O, John Hodgman, Mrs. Jonatha Strangedirt

And you thought I was kidding about the mole-men.

The mole-manic woman in this chapter is #373 in the list from More Information Than You Require. (Mole-man language is described as "a melange of hisses, grunts, coughs, screeches, and French.") The rooster is...well.

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( In which Jon is awesome, and there are some final gratuitous sparkles. )
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Title: Castle Down (5/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Rob, Ed, Larry/John-O, O'Reilly, Kristen
Warnings: More violence; magical abuse; excess sparkles.

Pay no attention to the slapdash derivative nature of the warfare in this part. (Hopefully you weren't reading this for the military strategy in the first place.)

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( In which there are battles, feats of daring, unexpected enemies, and even more unexpected allies. Also, unicorns. )
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Title: Castle Down (4/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Jason, Larry/John-O, Lewis, Kristen
Warnings: YMMV self-harm; angst; sad Stephen in snow.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

So much for this being a tale of helpless!puppy!Stephen. Now he and Jon get to deal, separately, with the fallout from Stephen beating Jon up and taking his stuff.

Cookies to anyone who spots the sidelong references to Narnia and/or Sailor Moon.

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( Stephen's a lone man on the move through a cold, cold forest. Jon's on the move too, although he had the foresight to bring an army. )
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Title: Castle Down (3/6)
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Aasif, John Hodgman, Larry/John-O
Warnings: Past slavery, inadvertent abuse; sexy goings-on; possible impending doom.

In which Stephen is confused but pliant, Jon is in the dark but protective, and there are linguistic misunderstandings, steamy cuddlings, and more magic jewelry.

Decorative capitals continue to be from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( To make sure that whatever left its mark on Stephen won't be coming back for more, Jon calls in the experts. )
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Title: Castle Down (2/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Steve, Larry/John-OFeatherwick
Warnings: Fantasy clichés; past slavery, abuse; an overabundance of shiny things.

The plot thickens in this chapter of Princess Jonivere and the Jewel Riders. Featuring language barriers, stock tapestries, magical card tricks, dramatic foreshadowing, and, yes, potato pancakes.

Decorative capitals are still from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( Jon comes home, Stephen has a mysterious past, and John and Larry produce shiny things. )
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Title: Castle Down (1/5?)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Rob, Ed, Kristen, Larry/John-O
Warnings: Fantasy violence; slavery, past abuse; complete disregard for historical accuracy.
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

This is a fantasy AU, which means the setting is vaguely Renaissance-y, plus magic. Featuring slave!"Stephen", protective!Jon, the wizard version of Wilmore-Oliver Investigates, an occasionally porous fourth wall, an evil plot, some unicorns, and a whole lot of magic gems.

As you might have guessed, it's ridiculously self-indulgent. Basically, I woke up one day and said to myself, "You know what I could use more of in my life? Magic slavefic. With lots of shiny things."

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. Title is from a lovely Emilie Autumn song.

( Picking over an abandoned enemy town with his troops, Jon finds that something unexpected was left behind. )
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Title: Four Times Aasif Shared His Food (And One Time Someone Shared With Him)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Foreplay
Characters/pairings: Aasif/Jason, Aasif/Sam/Jason, John Oliver, Rob Riggle, Jon, Larry, Wyatt, "Stephen"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Pretty much what it says on the tin. Five stories about Aasif, the whole crew of correspondents, various types of food, and an Important Life Lesson about sharing.

Aasif's movie isn't out yet, but IMDb has the specs, and there's a nice article here that talks about the food. Also, special thanks to [personal profile] sirdrakesheir and [profile] canadian_plant for yelling at me to get this finished.

( 'Are you trying to intimidate me with the same routine we used on Anderson Cooper this afternoon? Because it doesn't work when I know you. Larry, you got that shirt at Nordstrom's. Wyatt, that's not a gang sign, it's American Sign Language for 'algebra'.' )
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Title: Glimpses (Part Four)
Author: Themistoklis
Character/Pairing: Aasif/John Oliver
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2600 words
Disclaimer: Disclaimer. )
Notes: Part four, the final installment. ^_^ Betaed by the ever-wonderful [personal profile] sirdrakesheir.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three

Summary: A look, in ten settings, at John and Aasif.

( When Aasif kisses the corner of John's mouth, John clenches his knuckles hard enough to hurt. )
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Title: Glimpses (Part Three)
Author: Themistoklis
Character/Pairing: Aasif/John Oliver
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~2900
Disclaimer: Disclaimer. )
Notes: Ahah. *cough* Actually meant to post this before I left for no-internet land. Oops. This part has Lake, the Mountains, Small Café, and Backyard. Betaed by the lovely [personal profile] sirdrakesheir.

Part One | Part Two

Summary: A look, in ten settings, at John and Aasif. Some actual progression in their relationship in this bit.

( Heat flares in John's hands. )
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Title: Glimpses (Part Two)
Author: Themistoklis
Character/Pairing: John Oliver/Rob Riggle, Aasif Mandvi/John Oliver
Rating: PG-13
Length: ~3300 words
Disclaimer: Disclaimer. )
Notes: Based off the D set at [livejournal.com profile] 10settings. Betaed by wonderful [personal profile] sirdrakesheir. This post shows Forest (I didn't leave the settings in numerical order, but they are in chronological order).

Part One

Summary: A look, in ten settings, at John and Aasif.

( 'You didn't answer Rob's message before we left.' )

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