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After a couple years of noninspiration (or at least, nonmotivation), I finally finished a new vid :D

PreviewTitle: Sexy, Naughty, Daily
Footage: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Jon Stewart Show, The Larry Sanders Show
Music: Tata Young, "Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy"
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Jon/Wyatt, Jon/Hodgman, Jon/John Oliver, Jon/various, Sam/Jason, Jason/John Oliver, Jason/Wyatt/John Oliver, John Oliver/Aasif, John Oliver/various, Kristen/Larry, "Stephen"/audience, "Stephen"/Fonda, "Stephen"/bear, "Stephen"/Emmy, "Stephen"/food, "Stephen"/various, with special guest appearances from Olivia, Rob Riggle, happy!"Stephen", Julian the dancing cameraman, a variety of guests, and Gary Shandling. It's that kind of vid.
Disclaimer: This is a fair-use transformative work; the original material is not mine.

Two words: Peabody Award. (Two other words: short shorts.)

DailyMotion | MegaUpload (.avi, 3:37, 54.3 MB) | Website (with lyrics)
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Title: Castle Walls (7/8)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia/Kristen, everyone and the kitchen sink
Warnings: Lots of fire, (skip) Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

Pay no attention to the slapdash nature of the legalese in this part. (Hopefully you weren't reading this for the law drama, either.)

(Crossposting directly from the fic account, as I'm on a borrowed computer and can't be switching in and out much.)

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( Kristen and company bring the pwn, but the last trap isn't sprung yet. )
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Title: Castle Walls (5/8)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (skip) Kidnapping
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia/Kristen, John/Larry, Sam/Jason
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

The honorifics are Japanese, or at least the American otaku versions thereof; -hime is "princess", -sensei is "teacher". Bunshinjutsu is a technique straight out of Naruto. The bit about Olivia's name is true.

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( Olivia and Stephen find themselves in deep trouble, while Jon and Kristen round up a search party. )
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Title: Castle Walls (1/8)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Larry(/John), Aasif, Kristen, Olivia
Warnings (highlight for spoilers): Minion death, vague sex, tacky dancing. Eventually: (skip) kidnapping, sexual assault
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

So, um, I seem to have sequel'd Castle Down.

In the wake of the defeat of Vulpis, Jon has just been knighted, Stephen is following the legal path to citizenship, and all seems to be going well. But there are other countries in this particular jewel-studded fantasy AU, and life is turned upside-down once again when Jon finds himself playing bodyguard to a political refugee from the far-off land of Gi Foar, setting off a clusterf@#k of jealousy, political intrigue, and, yes, more unicorns.

Decorative capitals, as before, from Daily Drop Cap. Title this time around is from a Styx song.

( While Jon and Stephen hope for peace, Aasif and Kristen enact a daring if unappreciated rescue mission. )
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Title: Castle Down (4/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Jason, Larry/John-O, Lewis, Kristen
Warnings: YMMV self-harm; angst; sad Stephen in snow.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

So much for this being a tale of helpless!puppy!Stephen. Now he and Jon get to deal, separately, with the fallout from Stephen beating Jon up and taking his stuff.

Cookies to anyone who spots the sidelong references to Narnia and/or Sailor Moon.

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( Stephen's a lone man on the move through a cold, cold forest. Jon's on the move too, although he had the foresight to bring an army. )
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Title: Castle Down (3/6)
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Aasif, John Hodgman, Larry/John-O
Warnings: Past slavery, inadvertent abuse; sexy goings-on; possible impending doom.

In which Stephen is confused but pliant, Jon is in the dark but protective, and there are linguistic misunderstandings, steamy cuddlings, and more magic jewelry.

Decorative capitals continue to be from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( To make sure that whatever left its mark on Stephen won't be coming back for more, Jon calls in the experts. )
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Title: Castle Down (2/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Steve, Larry/John-OFeatherwick
Warnings: Fantasy clichés; past slavery, abuse; an overabundance of shiny things.

The plot thickens in this chapter of Princess Jonivere and the Jewel Riders. Featuring language barriers, stock tapestries, magical card tricks, dramatic foreshadowing, and, yes, potato pancakes.

Decorative capitals are still from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( Jon comes home, Stephen has a mysterious past, and John and Larry produce shiny things. )
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Title: Castle Down (1/5?)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Rob, Ed, Kristen, Larry/John-O
Warnings: Fantasy violence; slavery, past abuse; complete disregard for historical accuracy.
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

This is a fantasy AU, which means the setting is vaguely Renaissance-y, plus magic. Featuring slave!"Stephen", protective!Jon, the wizard version of Wilmore-Oliver Investigates, an occasionally porous fourth wall, an evil plot, some unicorns, and a whole lot of magic gems.

As you might have guessed, it's ridiculously self-indulgent. Basically, I woke up one day and said to myself, "You know what I could use more of in my life? Magic slavefic. With lots of shiny things."

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. Title is from a lovely Emilie Autumn song.

( Picking over an abandoned enemy town with his troops, Jon finds that something unexpected was left behind. )
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Title: Four Times Aasif Shared His Food (And One Time Someone Shared With Him)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Foreplay
Characters/pairings: Aasif/Jason, Aasif/Sam/Jason, John Oliver, Rob Riggle, Jon, Larry, Wyatt, "Stephen"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Pretty much what it says on the tin. Five stories about Aasif, the whole crew of correspondents, various types of food, and an Important Life Lesson about sharing.

Aasif's movie isn't out yet, but IMDb has the specs, and there's a nice article here that talks about the food. Also, special thanks to [personal profile] sirdrakesheir and [profile] canadian_plant for yelling at me to get this finished.

( 'Are you trying to intimidate me with the same routine we used on Anderson Cooper this afternoon? Because it doesn't work when I know you. Larry, you got that shirt at Nordstrom's. Wyatt, that's not a gang sign, it's American Sign Language for 'algebra'.' )

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