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Title: He Knows
Characters: Jon, liberal!"Stephen"
Rating: G
Summary: Written for [personal profile] themistoklis's prompt: Santa is real! (any)!"Stephen" and Jon.
Word Count: 149
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Expand“Santa is a fundamentally bourgeoisie fantasy, a tool of the neo-colonial capitalist kyriarchy designed to brainwash our children into consumerist slavery.”  )

Title:
Season's Greetings
Characters: Jon/liberal!"Stephen"
Rating: G
Summary: Written for [personal profile] erinptah's prompt: Liberal!"Stephen"'s Christmahanukwanzakah party.
Word Count: 235
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

ExpandSeason’s Greetings: Stephen Colbert’s Generic Secular Nondenominational Winter Party Fest: 2011 was sure to be Stephen’s biggest soiree yet. He was sure of it.  )


Title: Deck the Halls
Characters: Jon/"Stephen" (Jon/Lorraine)
Rating: PG
Summary: Written for [personal profile] gaudy_night's prompt: Jon/"Stephen", home for the holidays.
Word Count: 283
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

ExpandLaughing, Jon leaned against the side of the cabin and watched the family frolic in the snow.  )

Title: Carp How the Bells
Characters: Jon/Stephen
Rating: PG - 13
Summary: Written for [profile] underthepiano's prompt: Jon/Stephen, holiday shopping
Word Count: 201
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

ExpandHe pulls on Jon’s hand, clutched tightly in his, and inadvertently yanks him over to the display of some of the most… unusual… Christmas curios Jon has ever seen.  )
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Title: Eight Roads Converged
Rating: PG
Characters/Pairings: Liberal!"Stephen"/Beck!Jon, happy!"Stephen"/Beck!Jon, "Stephen"/Beck!Jon, real!Stephen/Jon, real!Stephen/Beck!Jon, Jon/"Stephen", Wyatt
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

Ficlets written for a series of requests: what happens when people from various fakenews AUs cross paths. Featuring the liberalverse, the happy!verse, Jon's Beck incarnation, and the universe where Wyatt hosts the 11:30 timeslot.

( 'Ooh, is this your Jon? He's just like mine! He's so cute, isn't he? Come and sit! Can I play with your hair?' )

Vox Populi

May. 9th, 2011 11:27 am
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Vox Populi
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Rating: G
Pairings/Characters: Jon, Stephen (the real one!)
Disclaimer: Work of parody; not real; not mine.

For the "make a happy ending" challenge, with a prompt from [personal profile] ntjnke: Stephen loses his voice. Forever.

( Stephen grins as he unpacks. )
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Title: With A Little Help From My Friends
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Colbert Report RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Stephen’s future looks bleak, admittedly, but Amy and Paul are there to shine a light and make things look a little brighter.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Second in the Magicverse series, sequel to “Don’t Hex Me, Bro!” Inspired by [personal profile] endlissness ’s comment asking if Amy was a Metamorphmagus. Ergo, this one’s for her. Happy New Year! <3

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. <3 ]
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Jon and The Daily Show are getting some much-deserved credit for the resurrection of the Zadroga bill. (The NY Times report may not mention him directly, but the comments sure do.)

Indecision Forever has a roundup, with a comment that I want to pull out and spotlight:
Most people don't know this, but in the months immediately following 9/11, Jon Stewart and his tickets dept. donated tickets for several of his shows to a Ground Zero relief task force that was bringing GZ firefighters to his show, as a way to get them off the pile, and maybe to just sit and laugh for an hour. I worked for that task force. Every time we brought in a new group of firefighters, Jon would greet them, talk to them and thank them personally. That's the kind of person he has always been. As someone who worked inside GZ, I find it so disappointing that politicians can use 9/11 to justify a war or demonize a religion, but somehow they cannot use it to help the people who were actually PART of 9/11. Jon Stewart is a hero's hero, and the best part, the part that makes it count, is that he did it simply because it was the right thing to do. ~HM http://americanraksha.wordpress.com/2010/12/20/i-am-zadroga/

Meanwhile, on the Report side of things, Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter accuse liberals and Colbert fans of not being charitable. NoFactZone promptly crunches some numbers and comes up with the following:
* DonorsChoose – $589,792
* Yellow Ribbon Fund – $319,000 (PDF link)
* Americone Dream Fund (donated proceeds from Ben & Jerry’s Americone Dream) – $440,357 (2007-2009)
* US Olympic Speedskating Team – $300,000 (2010)
* Gulf of America Fund – $100,000 (Bing), $44,187 (retweeting challenge)

The total for these five charities alone is $1,493,336, and this is nowhere near a complete list of the charity work that Stephen Colbert personally supports, and encourages the Colbert Nation to support.


You know, I would probably be in this fandom no matter what. It's funny, it's clever, it's far-reaching; it includes all kinds of topics that hit straight in the middle of my personal flail zone, from the serious (in-depth analysis of religion!) to the silly (gratuitous drag!). The surfaces of the shows stand on their own, even if you don't bother learning about the creators behind them.

So it's not often that I step back and really appreciate how these folks don't just make good TV. They are, unassumingly but actively, Good People. And they bring out the goodness of others in their wake.

Joy to the world.
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Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG. And yes, there *IS* a sequel in the works, for those who were wondering. :D

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

Part 1 HERE; Part 2 HERE; link to Deleted Scenes at the end of Part 3

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

Part 1 HERE

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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[personal profile] queenfanfiction
Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]

ETA: Mods, could I possibly get a tag for "pairing: aasif/olivia," "crossover: harry potter," and "pairing: john oliver/other (or john oliver/kate)"? Thank you in advance :)
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Title: Four People Stephen Won’t Sleep With (And One He Might Have Done)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF, US Celebrity RPF
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None because I’m sure we could all use a little more implicit (gay!) sex and masturbation in our lives.
Summary: Who’s to say Stephen can’t have fantasies of his own? And who’s to say who’s in them?
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] underthepiano, and she’ll understand why once she reads through it. :D
Beta credit JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] blamography was the first to answer the call, and she was EXCELLENT. <3

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Previously crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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Title: Parallel Worlds
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character death and Angst (with a capital A).
Summary: One moment was all it took to change the course of history forever.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: During the angst OT at FNFF some time back, I asked [livejournal.com profile] jones6 to write me a story about Jon/Stephen and butterfly effects. She wrote me an EXCELLENT one, but by then I’d had a plot bunny of my own. (I actually fell down in the road like Jon did in the story, just two weeks ago, in front of the goddamn bus I was trying to catch. Might have affected me coming up with this story, yeah.)
Beta credit JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] jones6 kicked this into shape and was the best cheerleader one could ever hope for. <3

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Previously crossposted at FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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Title: At The End Of All Things
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF, Pundit RPF
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character deaths liek whoa, suicide, and generally as depressing as all hell.
Summary: It takes 66 days for the world to end, and Jon is there to watch it all.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: I don’t even KNOW where this came from. Um. I’d say “Enjoy,” except, you know. Jon says the first part of the Mourner’s Kaddish, while Stephen says the traditional closing prayer of a Catholic funeral (according to Wikipedia).

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Previously crossposted at FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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Title: Prenuptial Agreements
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF
Rating: PG
Warnings: GAY MARRIAGE WHOO.
Summary: Stephen gives up a weekend alone with his family, and Jon has to shave off his beard. But such are the things they must do for love. (And maybe Stephen will be more careful about what he says on his show...)
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: I make many references to actual TDS and TCR clips in this fic, such as: Stephen’s plan to ruin gay marriage, Jon and Stephen’s toss re: the beard, and Jon explaining why Beardy ran away. Also, if anyone wants to write a porn!fic where Tracey and Evie cash in on Jon’s not-quite-serious promise of gay sex (and help the guys out along the way), I WILL NOT STOP YOU OK. IN FACT, I MIGHT JUST ENCOURAGE YOU.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Previously crossposted at FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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[personal profile] themistoklis
Title: 5 Times Stephen Fell Asleep on Jon & One Time He Couldn't Sleep at All
Summary: Five times in five universes (including our own) that Stephen fell asleep on Jon, and one night where he couldn't sleep at all.
Character/Pairing: Jon/Stephen, Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2500 words
Disclaimer: Disclaimer )
Notes: Written with [personal profile] politicette for the lovely [personal profile] jennova, who is kind and sweet and smart, and who we love endlessly and boundlessly.

As his eyelashes flutter closed, Stephen manages to laugh through his yawn.

Character

Aug. 19th, 2010 07:04 pm
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[personal profile] themistoklis
Title: Character
Summary: Stephen is a little taken with Jon's Glenn Beck impression.
Character/Pairing: Stephen/Jon
Rating: PG
Length: ~550 words
Disclaimer: Disclaimer )
Notes: This is I don't even know how old. I wrote it for [personal profile] politicette back when Jon did his first Glenn Beck segment Yesterday's brief Beck impression made me remember it.

Today, Jon's wearing white sneakers.

OMG

Aug. 15th, 2010 04:13 pm
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[personal profile] dancesontrains
Via [personal profile] iamashamed-



A (sadly sound free) vid of Jon and Stephen kissing at the Paley Center in the early 2000s :D
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...okay, technically it's still Friday morning, but I will be busy with Capitalism tonight, and besides, this bit of flail is already long overdue.







A bunch of videos under the cut )

There's one recap of the whole event up on NFZ, as well as a roundup of official newsy reviews and/or Twitterers.

Feel free to post more links, favorite caps, or just some of that excess jaw-dropping flail :D
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[personal profile] themistoklis
Title: Scenes from a #Roadtrip
Summary: Jon and Stephen are returning from a conference in L.A. when bad weather cancels their flight. The end up driving from Des Moines to New York. (Remixed: [personal profile] bessemerprocess's Scenes from a Roadtrip.)
Character/Pairing: Jon/Stephen
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Length: ~9500 words
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Notes: Sci-fi AU. Thanks to the lovely [personal profile] politicette for beta reading, pushing me to go in the direction I wanted to go with this, and offering up oodles of help. Written for the 2010 Remix/Redux challenge. Some lines of dialogue (the ones you will probably like best) are directly from bessemerprocess's story.

Stephen is secretly enjoying the fuck-up their trip has become.
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Colbert edition!

In the spirit of giving this one some kind of theme, I've made it all pictures in which Stephen (or "Stephen") is clothing other than in his usual suit. Includes the Romulan version, some pictures from Operation Iraqi Stephen, and even a bit of cardboard!Stephen.

Lots of fluffy hair, some sweaters, and just a touch of spandex. )
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Medium: Television
Fandom: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Subject: Jon/real!Stephen
Title: Day Late Friends
Warnings: Epic unrequited love story; some ruined pants.

Two musical wishes at the [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic Secret Santa were in danger of going unclaimed: Goo Goo Dolls' "Feel the Silence" for [livejournal.com profile] shoebox_addict, and Cake's "End of the Movie" for [livejournal.com profile] kitsunesan. So I put them both in a mix.

Given the melancholy of the prompts, I tried to make the rest of this unapologetically tragic. It, uh, didn't take. (Seriously, can you think of any two people who are less angsty with each other?)



( The news is the news, but the dance goes on forever )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Muse
Rating: NC-17 (sex, D/s, various kinks)
Pairings: Jon/real!Stephen/Allison
Summary: Scenes from a working relationship. As per the prompt: D/s/s (Jon as the Dom); long-standing arrangement; Allison's perspective; hurt/comfort (if you squint).
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

For [livejournal.com profile] megantracey, whose [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic Secret Santa wish asked for a pairing that I have never seen before, but clearly need more of in my life.

Spouseless AU for all three. Last scene takes place shortly after this video. I was hesitant to pick up the prompt because there were so many other writers who could do it better...but then none of them volunteered, and also I got mugged by an unexpected plotbunny. So here we are:

( When Allison finally made it through the snarl in traffic, she found both of them on the couch: Stephen stripped bare and wriggling, Jon pinning him down by sitting on him. )

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