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Rating: G unless otherwise stated
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. The content is the product of my imagination, and the characters aren't mine.

Just finished an all-TCR set of fills for my card in [community profile] hc_bingo. A couple were fics, which have already been crossposted, and the rest are fanart:

Title: Do I Dare--? (homesickness)
It's not a gay thing. Honest. Stephen just happened to be missing South Carolina at the time, and Jon walked by with a peach, so Stephen couldn't resist a taste. That's a normal thing for heterosexual guys to do. Right?

Title: Tentacolbert (attacked by a creature)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Tentacle sex.
In which Stephen finds love (and, the next day, slime) in unexpected places, and Jon should really learn to be more sensitive to cultures different from his own.

Title: Not A Southern Belle (heat stroke)
I honestly couldn't tell you whether Stephen's really fainting, fake-fainting to induce Jon to fuss over him, or fake-fainting because he believes it's The Done Thing for a South Carolina peach in a lovely dress.

Title: Fear Puppetry (brainwashing)
Who's puppeting who?

Title: Are You Sure This Is Super Serum? (experiments by evil scientists)
Rating: PG
Sinister!bearded!Jon has brought Stephen to his secret lab, with promises of Captain-America-style super serum. Now Stephen's starting to have second thoughts, but it may already be too late....
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Title: Sweetness Follows; or, The Remarkably Low-Angst Transition of Joan Stewart
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Language, transphobia, references to bullying, bad accents, outrageous drag names.
Characters/pairings: Jo(a)n(/Tracey), "Stephen", John Oliver, Wyatt, Kristen
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

What it says on the tin. Jon switches names, starts on hormones, deals with mood swings, and gets support from almost all quarters, in the office and out. Stephen has a rocky time with the whole idea, but who didn't see that coming?

Last-minute amnesty fill for [community profile] queer_fest, for the prompt: (skip) Any fandom, any MtF character, why she doesn't want surgery--a girl can have a penis dammit! This should NOT be a problem!

In spite of the timing, it's been in progress since back when that was an [community profile] lgbtfest prompt. Takes place around spring/summer of 2009.

Related stories: Transverse

( 'Do you know how rare true ballsiness is? How could you jeopardize our country by making that resource even more scarce? And in a time of war, too! I should call Homeland Security on you!' )

The Affair

Mar. 10th, 2011 07:42 pm
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Title: The Affair
Rating: PG
Warnings: Foreplay.
Pairings/Characters: ...well, that would be telling.
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

This is another of those old handfuls-of-words that I thought I was going to do more with, and then...yeah, it isn't happening. Enjoy the standalone domestic cuddling instead.

( '—where all these gorgeous, powerful men — ummm — are falling at your feet — and you turn them all down and come home to me. Mmm.' )
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Title: Ratings-Grabbing For Two
Rating: G
Pairings/Characters: "Stephen", Jon, various audiences
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

A week-long slice of mpreg. The first line is ripped from canon; the rest of the fic takes that and runs with it.

( 'Coming up next!' interrupted Stephen, hands planted on the desk. 'More very important personal news that Jon Stewart doesn't have time to pay attention to!' )
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Title: Pace Yourself For Me
Rating: G for the first half (and the art); PG-13 for the second
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, family
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

This is a jumble of ideas for some kind of college-age AU. One written scene, one illustration, and a bit of synopsis. Stephen's deeply closeted about his attraction to guys, and feels much safer when he appears to have a girlfriend. Which works out fine for Jon, who's in a closet of his own.

Most of it was originally posted here. A link is going on the Transverse masterlist. And, yes, the title is from the Killers song.

(For the record: if anyone wants to take this concept and run with it, either using these specifics as canon or contradicting them completely...go for it.)

( 'Mama says I'm supposed to be a gentleman and offer you my bed.' )
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Title: Boston Marriage
Authors: [personal profile] politicette, [personal profile] themistoklis
Summary: Joan and "Stephanie" run away from home to get married, and it's going to be totally awesome.
Character/Pairing: cis!girls "Stephanie" Colbert/Joan Stewart (genderbended from "Stephen" Colbert, Jon Stewart), assorted "Colbert" family members, assorted original characters
Rating: R
Warnings: TRIGGER WARNINGS for domestic violence, homophobia, alcohol use
Length: ~26,300 words
Disclaimer: Disclaimer )
Notes: Thank you so much to [personal profile] paperscribe for betaing this piece for us. We started it so long ago we legitimately do not remember most of the first half, but apparently it's in okay shape.

Part One: She'll have to relearn her signature.

Part Two: "I've kind of been picking paint colors out for our first place since sixth grade."

Part Three: It's not lying when you don't actually say anything.

With accompanying gorgeous art by [personal profile] erinptah! (Slightly NSFW.)
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Title: A Good Wife
Pairing/characters: Jon/"Stephen", Jon/Raven
Rating: R
Summary: It's not gay if RAVEN fancies Jon, right? (Sure, "Stephen"...)
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author: Farfalla Caqui
Word Count: a little over 400


Mrs. Raven Stewart reclined comfortably in her chair, admiring the shapely legs that she had propped up in front of her. )
themistoklis: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert with ILU and <3 signs (Jon/Stephen)
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Title: It's Never Too Early
Summary: Jon and "Stephen" discuss baby names. So do their various genderswapped counterparts.
Character/Pairing: "Stephen"/Jon, "Stephanie"/Joan, "Stephanie"/Jon, "Stephen" and Joan
Rating: PG
Length: ~1400 words
Disclaimer: Disclaimer )
Notes: All four Childhood Sweethearts variations co-created with [personal profile] politicette. Much thanks to her for beta-reading.

'I think I don't have enough boy's names.'
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 Title: Various Drabbles
Rating: G - PG-13
Pairing: Joan/"Stephanie"
Summary: A slew of drabbles lacking in redeeming qualities. From genderswaped Childhood Sweethearts AU. 


Stockings ) 


Spoon )

Swagger )

Sun )
themistoklis: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert with ILU and <3 signs (Jon/Stephen)
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Title: Genderswapped Childhood Sweethearts fics
Summary: A handful of short fics dealing with Joan and "Stephanie."
Character/Pairing: "Stephanie"/Joan
Rating: G with one PG-13 (for drug use)
Length: ~1500 words total
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Notes: This genderswapped Childhood Sweethearts verse was also co-created by [personal profile] politicette and these fics were written at her prompting.

Whisper - At About 14 years old, Joan gets 'Stephanie' to cut her hair

Gold - College Joan wears a necklace 'Stephanie' gave her

Net - 9th grade, Joan struggles with acceptance at school when she doesn't wear the traditional girls' uniform

Choir - Looks from both their POVs at 'Stephanie's' occasional solos in the church choir

Crickets - High school Joan getting 'Stephanie' high.
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Title: Little Steve ColberT
Subjects: Stevie, an eagle
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Work of parody. Not real; not mine.

From Thursday's TCR.

Repeat after me: Awwwww. )


Title: This One's For The Girls
Subjects: Joan/"Stephanie"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Work of parody. Not real; not mine.

From [personal profile] themistoklis and [personal profile] politicette's genderswapped present-day high-school AU.

Partly just an excuse to draw cute girls in uniforms. )
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Title: Various
Characters: "Stephens", female!"Stephen"/Jon, Charlene, Tek Jansen, Spaceman Spiff
Disclaimer: These are works of parody. Not real, and not mine.

Just a roundup of things I've posted recently...(yes, folks, you can post art here too!):

Am I Supposed To Enjoy This? (PG) - so it turns out female bodies have fully functioning sex drives. Who knew? (Certainly not Stephen.)

Steph 'n' Char (PG) - illustration for Clover and Shadows. (Spoilery.)

Giant Gold Balloon (G) - chibi!Stephen is possessive.

Libertease (PG) - inspired by the new word in TCR's opening credits. (Stephen is a delicate innocent flower who cannot imagine how you would get dirty ideas from this.)

Wearers Of Starsuits (G) - Tek Jansen and Spaceman Spiff, surfing the comet of danger! (Great crossover, or greatest crossover?)
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Title: Clover and Shadows (5/5)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Trans issues, angst, character death, sex
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, Gipper
Marvelous betas: [personal profile] stellar_dust and [livejournal.com profile] balljointed
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Now featuring one more illustration and a two-part soundtrack (all spoilerific). And I like to think trans!Stephen was the one who sent this tweet.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Transverse

( Jon had to hoist himself into a sitting position to let Stephen wrest the shirt over his head, and was shaking out his hair when Stephen pushed him back down. )


Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: Jon/trans!"Stephen"
Warnings: Character death; major spoilers for the fic
Title: Trading Your Memories For Fortune And Fame

Soundtrack for the "present" half of Clover and Shadows. In which Stephen is living full-time as male, achieving undreamed heights of professional success, constantly missing the cousin who died in Chicago, and avoiding a relationship with Jon for reasons Jon can't even begin to guess.

As before, cover features this art by [livejournal.com profile] omelton.



( I can make it, I know I can / You broke the boy in me, but you won't break the man )
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Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: FTM!Charlene and MTF!"Stephen"
Warnings: Character death; major spoilers for the fic
Title: Across The Border And Into The City

Soundtrack for the "past" half of Clover and Shadows. In which Stephen and her cousin Charlene are a couple of lonely kids who run off to the big city to get jobs, start a band, and try living as their respective actual genders.

Cover features this gorgeous art by [livejournal.com profile] omelton.



( And when you were born, they looked at you and said / What a good girl, what a smart girl, what a pretty girl )
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Title: Clover and Shadows (3/5)
Rating: R
Warnings: Trans issues, angst, character death
Characters/pairings: MtF!"Stephen", FtM!Charlene, Jon, families
Marvelous betas: [personal profile] stellar_dust and [livejournal.com profile] balljointed
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

In which there is a lot of singing, and a lot of stress, and, for Jon, a surprise discovery.

Stephen's giant gold balloon is from the beginning of this segment.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Transverse

( The producer mutters something containing the words 'prima donna' and a slur that would have earned a sock from Charlene if he hadn't been busy following his cousin. He doesn't really get worried, though, until Stephen ducks into a clearly-marked men's room. )
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Title: Ravishing
Subjects: Joan, "Stephanie"
Rating: PG-13 (discussion of rape fantasy)
Disclaimer: This is as fake as the Report fireplace, and certainly not mine.

In which Stephanie has some messed-up ideas about gender roles and sex, and Joan makes a valiant attempt to, well, turn her off of them.

'Deep down, women like to have control taken away.' )
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Title: Clover and Shadows (2/5)
Rating: R
Warnings (highlight for spoilers): Trans issues, angst, character death, (skip) dubiously-consensual sex work
Characters/pairings: MtF!"Stephen", FtM!Charlene, Jon, families
Marvelous betas: [personal profile] stellar_dust and [livejournal.com profile] balljointed
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

In the past, Charlene and Stephen find gainful employment during the day, and follow less-respectable pursuits during the night. In the present, Jon has Stephen's back. (For those of you keeping score, this is a wifeless AU.)

Now featuring marvelous marvelous art of Stephen and Charlene, by [personal profile] aybara_max!

Part 1 | Transverse

( Stephen eventually lands a job at the Hair Force. She has to dress as a guy when she's on the clock, but there's enough room for flamboyancy that she doesn't have to worry about checking her behavior to match. )
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Title: Like Springtime to the Cherry Trees
Fandom: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report
Pairing: Joan Stewart/"Stephanie Colbert"
Summary: Stephanie always listens to her gut. The problem is her gut hasn't been able to make up its mind lately.
Warnings: None.
Notes: Inspired by [personal profile] erinptah's wonderful genderswap 'verse.

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.


(Lyrics and download link this way)

EDIT: I wasn't able to tag for the characters and the pairing because the tags haven't been created yet. Can a mod add them for me?
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Title: Clover and Shadows (1/5)
Rating: R
Warnings (highlight for the spoilery ones): Trans issues, angst, (skip) character death
Characters/pairings: MtF!"Stephen", FtM!Charlene, Jon, families
Marvelous betas: [personal profile] stellar_dust and [livejournal.com profile] balljointed
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Yes, I'm finally posting that story I've been referring to for months now.

An AU/variation on I'll Be That Girl. This time around, not only is Stephen MtF, Charlene is FtM. (So if you thought I was a pronoun ninja before...)

Part of the loosely associated group of fics which I have cleverly decided to refer to as Transverse.

( Charlene has to do a double take, but sure enough — it's just Stephen, the bratty cousin who cheats at checkers and once got run up the flagpole by the football team for making the mistake of paying too much attention to Hamlet. )
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Title: Five Versions Of The Limo Ride Home
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", Joan/"Stephanie", Jon/r!Stephen (Sailor Jon version), Schmon Schmewart, Jon, "Stephen", Jon/happy!"Stephen"
Warnings: (1) character fatal disease (he's not dead yet); (2) character death (he gets better); (3) D/s, innuendo; (4) D/s, shameless lesbian smut; (5) may induce diabetes.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: After the Emmys snub various versions of Stephen (hypothetical cancer storyline, [livejournal.com profile] sailorjon 'verse, Liberalverse, genderswapped version of [personal profile] sarcasticsra's Needverse, and happy!verse), Jon comforts him on the way back to the hotel.

Mostly written for The 9/20 Project, which called for post-Emmy comforting and/or sex. (There are sequels to the Liberalverse segment found at that link, too.)

( 'I have a little bit of anger and frustration to work through right now. So it would probably be best if I just let myself into the executive lounge and meditated for a while. Or did some yoga.' )

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