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Title: The Rumble in the Air-Conditioned Hotel Room
Characters/Pairings: O'Reilly/Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Antagonistic sex, foot-fetish-y content
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

The obligatory post-Rumble threesome. Come on, after Jon dominated all over the place and then climbed into O'Reilly's lap, with Stephen doubtlessly watching from backstage being very confused over whether he was supposed to feel anxious here or just turned on, someone had to write it.

This is probably one of those fics that's going to get flocked (on DW) and members-locked (on AO3) in a week or so. I have spare AO3 invites again, so if you need an account, just let me know what email address to send it to.

( Read on DW | Read on the AO3 )
bessemerprocess: [fn] jon/stephen emmy kiss (me) ([fn] jon/stephen emmy kiss (me))
[personal profile] bessemerprocess
Title: Twenty
Author: bessemerprocess
Fandom: Pundit RPF
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: Stephen Colbert/Jon Stewart
Notes: Written for Porn Battle 13: Jon/Stephen, twenty years.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Summary: After the cameras, and the fans, after fame, and after his brown hair fades to gray and his gray starts going white, Jon Stewart still loves Stephen Colbert.
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Five men Stephen had sex with (and one he's still waiting on)
Rating: NC-17 (sex, language)
Pairings/Characters: "Stephen"/various (Tad, Dan Savage, Neil DeGrasse Tyson, John Oliver/Wyatt); Jon
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

A thoughtful examination of the different facets of Stephen's character, as illuminated through his interactions with people who represent a variety of personality types and relative positions to his own.

...either that, or a bit of gratuitous slutty!"Stephen" fic. You decide.

(Interesting tone I'm setting for the year, here. ¬_¬)

( Stephen's on his back on the floor, the crown of his head inches from the foot of the heater, its rumbles and groans blending with his muffled gasps and the blood pounding in his ears. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Battered Rose
Rating: NC-17
Pairings/Characters: "Stephen"/Jon, Olivia/Kristen, assorted correspondents
Warnings: Sex, emotional abuse, (skip) consent issues, choking
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

By, um, popular demand: the alternate ending to the Castles In The Sand in which Jon refuses to give Stephen up.

(Or, to put it another way: an extended argument for why the canon ending is the happy one.)

( "Mine. In body and heart, to do with as I please. That's the deal, right?" )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Rating: G unless otherwise stated
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. The content is the product of my imagination, and the characters aren't mine.

Just finished an all-TCR set of fills for my card in [community profile] hc_bingo. A couple were fics, which have already been crossposted, and the rest are fanart:

Title: Do I Dare--? (homesickness)
It's not a gay thing. Honest. Stephen just happened to be missing South Carolina at the time, and Jon walked by with a peach, so Stephen couldn't resist a taste. That's a normal thing for heterosexual guys to do. Right?

Title: Tentacolbert (attacked by a creature)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Tentacle sex.
In which Stephen finds love (and, the next day, slime) in unexpected places, and Jon should really learn to be more sensitive to cultures different from his own.

Title: Not A Southern Belle (heat stroke)
I honestly couldn't tell you whether Stephen's really fainting, fake-fainting to induce Jon to fuss over him, or fake-fainting because he believes it's The Done Thing for a South Carolina peach in a lovely dress.

Title: Fear Puppetry (brainwashing)
Who's puppeting who?

Title: Are You Sure This Is Super Serum? (experiments by evil scientists)
Rating: PG
Sinister!bearded!Jon has brought Stephen to his secret lab, with promises of Captain-America-style super serum. Now Stephen's starting to have second thoughts, but it may already be too late....
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Beware The Nice Ones
Rating: NC-17
Contents: Sex, language, emotional unhealthiness in spades
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen" (background Jon/Tracey and "Stephen"/Lorraine)
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

A slice of post-Emmy darkfic.

( It's not really surprising that people think Jon's the nice one. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: The Cock Ring of Quetzalcoatl
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex; biting; bad puns.
Pairings/Characters: Kristen/Rich
Disclaimer: This is so not mine, I didn't even write it.

The following is a real, honest-to-gosh excerpt from The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, by Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist. It's ridiculous porn about the two of them, in the form of an archaeologist AU featuring time travel, a hard-to-explain POV, the purplest of purple prose, and space icicles.

>We were nine days deep into an archaeological dig where we were working as professional bone-dusters. )
themistoklis: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert with ILU and <3 signs (Jon/Stephen)
[personal profile] themistoklis
Title: 5 Times Stephen Fell Asleep on Jon & One Time He Couldn't Sleep at All
Summary: Five times in five universes (including our own) that Stephen fell asleep on Jon, and one night where he couldn't sleep at all.
Character/Pairing: Jon/Stephen, Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2500 words
Disclaimer: Disclaimer )
Notes: Written with [personal profile] politicette for the lovely [personal profile] jennova, who is kind and sweet and smart, and who we love endlessly and boundlessly.

As his eyelashes flutter closed, Stephen manages to laugh through his yawn.
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Driftwood On Your Shore
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: OC/"Stephen", with appearances by Allison, an intern, and Jon
Thanks to: [personal profile] sarcasticsra, who looked this over; Xanthe, whose healthy functional BDSM somehow gave me my groove back.
Warnings: Abusive BDSM relationship; language; consent issues; pain, suffering.
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Part of the 'verse that began with Kiss You Where It Hurts. (Half of it is locked; comment here or subscribe to [personal profile] ptahrrific to be added.)

In which Stephen thinks he's finally stumbled upon the perfect boyfriend: someone who will keep his secrets, take away his burdens, love him in all the ways he hardly dared hope for, and hurt him in all the ways he hates himself for needing.

( 'You spend every night and every trip packaged up prettily for the rest of the world. I want you packaged up for me sometimes.' )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Clover and Shadows (5/5)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Trans issues, angst, character death, sex
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, Gipper
Marvelous betas: [personal profile] stellar_dust and [livejournal.com profile] balljointed
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Now featuring one more illustration and a two-part soundtrack (all spoilerific). And I like to think trans!Stephen was the one who sent this tweet.

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Transverse

( Jon had to hoist himself into a sitting position to let Stephen wrest the shirt over his head, and was shaking out his hair when Stephen pushed him back down. )


Medium: Television
Fandom: The Colbert Report
Subject: Jon/trans!"Stephen"
Warnings: Character death; major spoilers for the fic
Title: Trading Your Memories For Fortune And Fame

Soundtrack for the "present" half of Clover and Shadows. In which Stephen is living full-time as male, achieving undreamed heights of professional success, constantly missing the cousin who died in Chicago, and avoiding a relationship with Jon for reasons Jon can't even begin to guess.

As before, cover features this art by [livejournal.com profile] omelton.



( I can make it, I know I can / You broke the boy in me, but you won't break the man )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Four Times Stephen Was A Good Boy, And One Time He Did Even Better
Series: TDS/TCR
Rating: NC-17
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", a special guest star
Warnings: The first three are various D/s-charged puppy-play sex scenes.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Happy Valentine's Day! In celebration, have some scenes from the same continuity as Firm Haunches and Silky. Because even the character's own writers think of him as kind of like a puppy.

( Stephen, now on all fours, padded nonchalantly over to the corner and started lapping at his water dish. Any decision Jon made was going to have to happen before he started on the food heaped in the bowl beside it. (Cocoa Puffs. Stephen's penchant for realism only went so far.) )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Muse
Rating: NC-17 (sex, D/s, various kinks)
Pairings: Jon/real!Stephen/Allison
Summary: Scenes from a working relationship. As per the prompt: D/s/s (Jon as the Dom); long-standing arrangement; Allison's perspective; hurt/comfort (if you squint).
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

For [livejournal.com profile] megantracey, whose [livejournal.com profile] fakenews_fanfic Secret Santa wish asked for a pairing that I have never seen before, but clearly need more of in my life.

Spouseless AU for all three. Last scene takes place shortly after this video. I was hesitant to pick up the prompt because there were so many other writers who could do it better...but then none of them volunteered, and also I got mugged by an unexpected plotbunny. So here we are:

( When Allison finally made it through the snarl in traffic, she found both of them on the couch: Stephen stripped bare and wriggling, Jon pinning him down by sitting on him. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Five Versions Of The Limo Ride Home
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", Joan/"Stephanie", Jon/r!Stephen (Sailor Jon version), Schmon Schmewart, Jon, "Stephen", Jon/happy!"Stephen"
Warnings: (1) character fatal disease (he's not dead yet); (2) character death (he gets better); (3) D/s, innuendo; (4) D/s, shameless lesbian smut; (5) may induce diabetes.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: After the Emmys snub various versions of Stephen (hypothetical cancer storyline, [livejournal.com profile] sailorjon 'verse, Liberalverse, genderswapped version of [personal profile] sarcasticsra's Needverse, and happy!verse), Jon comforts him on the way back to the hotel.

Mostly written for The 9/20 Project, which called for post-Emmy comforting and/or sex. (There are sequels to the Liberalverse segment found at that link, too.)

( 'I have a little bit of anger and frustration to work through right now. So it would probably be best if I just let myself into the executive lounge and meditated for a while. Or did some yoga.' )

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