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The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex - Excerpt
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erinptahTitle: The Cock Ring of Quetzalcoatl
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex; biting; bad puns.
Pairings/Characters: Kristen/Rich
Disclaimer: This is so not mine, I didn't even write it.
The following is a real, honest-to-gosh excerpt from The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, by Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist. It's ridiculous porn about the two of them, in the form of an archaeologist AU featuring time travel, a hard-to-explain POV, the purplest of purple prose, and space icicles.
( >We were nine days deep into an archaeological dig where we were working as professional bone-dusters. )
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Sex; biting; bad puns.
Pairings/Characters: Kristen/Rich
Disclaimer: This is so not mine, I didn't even write it.
The following is a real, honest-to-gosh excerpt from The Sexy Book of Sexy Sex, by Kristen Schaal and Rich Blomquist. It's ridiculous porn about the two of them, in the form of an archaeologist AU featuring time travel, a hard-to-explain POV, the purplest of purple prose, and space icicles.
( >We were nine days deep into an archaeological dig where we were working as professional bone-dusters. )
