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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: It Came From Beyond The Stars And Stripes (short version)
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Alien!sex, (skip) mpreg
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. The Report characters and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and Viacom. The real person(s) are used in a fictional parody context.

As prompted by [personal profile] biichan: "Fic where Stephen is the alien and is secretly conducting a study of human behavior. His, ah, Stephen-ness is his way of 'blending in.'"

Expanded version, currently in progress: Table of Contents

( 'So the rest of the galaxy currently thinks my entire species behaves like you do?' )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: The DM of +4 Ohana
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Swearing, foreplay, references to IRL childhood angst, corruption of the youth
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon[athan], Olivia, Kristen, Demetri, Wyatt, Sam(/Jason)
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

For the prompt "Fixed" from [personal profile] politicette. Trouble threatens to break up the most beautiful gay dog-grooming couple in all of 1980's California. Can Olivia, with the help of her quirky multi-ethnic posse, figure out a way to save it?

Or, more seriously: a story about three people trying to find a way to balance each other out, plus the friends who play D&D with them.

( 'Their love is beautiful and true like a Disney movie. Stephen even has pretty princess eyelashes! They're meant to be!' )
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[personal profile] queenfanfiction
Title: Two Gentlemen Of New York
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: Political RPF, The Daily Show RPF
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Lots of sex implied, blatant SOWSO (significant other? what significant other?), and Jon making gray T-shirts look sexy (though that's kind of a given, really).
Summary: After the whole "the gentleman is correct in sitting" rant, Anthony receives some much-needed gratitude from Jon in several forms.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Written for [personal profile] unquietspirit and her unfilled prompt from [community profile] thirdmonday. Also written in shameless exchange for Rachel/JonErpenbach fic. :D

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. &hearts ]

Psst. Can a girl get a few tags for Anthony Weiner and Jon/Anthony and US Political RPF crossover? :D
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[personal profile] ptahrrific
Title: Castle Walls (7/8)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia/Kristen, everyone and the kitchen sink
Warnings: Lots of fire, (skip) Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

Pay no attention to the slapdash nature of the legalese in this part. (Hopefully you weren't reading this for the law drama, either.)

(Crossposting directly from the fic account, as I'm on a borrowed computer and can't be switching in and out much.)

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( Kristen and company bring the pwn, but the last trap isn't sprung yet. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Castle Walls (5/8)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (skip) Kidnapping
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia/Kristen, John/Larry, Sam/Jason
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

The honorifics are Japanese, or at least the American otaku versions thereof; -hime is "princess", -sensei is "teacher". Bunshinjutsu is a technique straight out of Naruto. The bit about Olivia's name is true.

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( Olivia and Stephen find themselves in deep trouble, while Jon and Kristen round up a search party. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Castle Walls (4/8)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (skip) Drugging, kidnapping
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia/Kristen, Sam, Lizz
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

Lizz's outfit and mannerisms can be seen in this Thinking and Drinking interview, in which she and Rachel Maddow chat about the 2008 primaries and drink cheap beer. It's a bit like IRL crack.

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( Jon is run ragged, Kristen can't stop fretting, Stephen gets a civics lesson from a stranger in a bar, and Olivia is in more danger than she realizes. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Castle Walls (3/8)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia/Kristen
Warnings: Seduction!fail
Disclaimers: follow the fake cut.

This chapter starts to bring in entities whose real-world analogues deserve a more nuanced treatment than, say, Bill O'Reilly. But it's still tropealicious fantasy crack, which doesn't lend itself to subtlety. MST3K mantra at the ready, yes?

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( Bodyguarding is no picnic, geek bonding goes awry, Olivia doesn't appreciate the local culture, and somebody doesn't appreciate Olivia. )
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Castle Walls (1/8)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Larry(/John), Aasif, Kristen, Olivia
Warnings (highlight for spoilers): Minion death, vague sex, tacky dancing. Eventually: (skip) kidnapping, sexual assault
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

So, um, I seem to have sequel'd Castle Down.

In the wake of the defeat of Vulpis, Jon has just been knighted, Stephen is following the legal path to citizenship, and all seems to be going well. But there are other countries in this particular jewel-studded fantasy AU, and life is turned upside-down once again when Jon finds himself playing bodyguard to a political refugee from the far-off land of Gi Foar, setting off a clusterf@#k of jealousy, political intrigue, and, yes, more unicorns.

Decorative capitals, as before, from Daily Drop Cap. Title this time around is from a Styx song.

( While Jon and Stephen hope for peace, Aasif and Kristen enact a daring if unappreciated rescue mission. )
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[personal profile] queenfanfiction
Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG. And yes, there *IS* a sequel in the works, for those who were wondering. :D

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

Part 1 HERE; Part 2 HERE; link to Deleted Scenes at the end of Part 3

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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[personal profile] queenfanfiction
Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

Part 1 HERE

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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[personal profile] queenfanfiction
Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]

ETA: Mods, could I possibly get a tag for "pairing: aasif/olivia," "crossover: harry potter," and "pairing: john oliver/other (or john oliver/kate)"? Thank you in advance :)
queenfanfiction: Caption "Yuletide / because Santa Claus won't put gay porn in your stocking / HO HO HO" (Misc Yuletide Gay Porn)
[personal profile] queenfanfiction
Title: With The Rest All Gone
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF, Doctor Who ([personal profile] ptahrrific’s TARDIS canon)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character death (repeatedly, if you count Jack).
Summary: It’s a silly little song, sure, but only Stephen remembers a time when it had a deeper meaning.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual. (And [personal profile] ptahrrific, forgive me if I didn’t do TARDIS justice. *hides*)
Author's Notes: Written as a bit of an early Yuletide present for everyone who wanted it. Should be read as a coda to “The Colbert That Never Was” by the wonderful [personal profile] ptahrrific. The song referenced is the Rally/March song of Stephen’s called “Have You Seen The Ghost of Jon.”
Beta credit JESUS: [personal profile] stellar_dust, thank you SO MUCH! <3

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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Title: Four People Stephen Won’t Sleep With (And One He Might Have Done)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF, US Celebrity RPF
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None because I’m sure we could all use a little more implicit (gay!) sex and masturbation in our lives.
Summary: Who’s to say Stephen can’t have fantasies of his own? And who’s to say who’s in them?
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Written for [livejournal.com profile] underthepiano, and she’ll understand why once she reads through it. :D
Beta credit JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] blamography was the first to answer the call, and she was EXCELLENT. <3

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Previously crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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[personal profile] queenfanfiction
Title: Parallel Worlds
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character death and Angst (with a capital A).
Summary: One moment was all it took to change the course of history forever.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: During the angst OT at FNFF some time back, I asked [livejournal.com profile] jones6 to write me a story about Jon/Stephen and butterfly effects. She wrote me an EXCELLENT one, but by then I’d had a plot bunny of my own. (I actually fell down in the road like Jon did in the story, just two weeks ago, in front of the goddamn bus I was trying to catch. Might have affected me coming up with this story, yeah.)
Beta credit JESUS: [livejournal.com profile] jones6 kicked this into shape and was the best cheerleader one could ever hope for. <3

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Previously crossposted at FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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[personal profile] queenfanfiction
Title: At The End Of All Things
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF, Pundit RPF
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character deaths liek whoa, suicide, and generally as depressing as all hell.
Summary: It takes 66 days for the world to end, and Jon is there to watch it all.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: I don’t even KNOW where this came from. Um. I’d say “Enjoy,” except, you know. Jon says the first part of the Mourner’s Kaddish, while Stephen says the traditional closing prayer of a Catholic funeral (according to Wikipedia).

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Previously crossposted at FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Riding the Love Train to Sanitytown
Rating: PG-13 (innuendo)
Characters/pairings: Established Jon/"Stephen" (wifeless AU), a crowd of twelve ten million six billion, various special guests
Disclaimer: The Report characters and their universe are property of Stephen Colbert, the other Report writers, and I presume Viacom. The real person(s) are used in a fictional parody context.

Jon Stewart represents us at our most aspirational. Stephen Colbert represents us as we truly are: patriotic, God-fearing, and easily confused.
Michael Brett

As bunnied by [personal profile] kribban, who was disappointed with the lack of rally!fic. Features one IRL kid, lots of drama (including character "death") from Stephen, some unexplained symbolism, a few sudden tense shifts, and unsubtle authorial love for Jon's speech and the Rally in general.

Stephen has a way with bunkers. Colbunkers, nuclear bunkers, Archie Bunker...he's a bunker-thusiast, is the general idea.
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[personal profile] chatananas
Title: The words you put in my mouth
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Rahm Emanuel
Rating: PG-13
Wordcount: 1944
Warnings: questionable language

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.


(Those words make Jon hate himself. They’re the ones he’s dreamed to hear, but now that Rahm says them, they make him sound like he’s broken.)
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[personal profile] chatananas
Rahm-lovers everywhere, this might be of some interest to you:

Title: This Is Not About You
Pairing: Jon Stewart/Rahm Emanuel
Rating: PG-13 for language
Warnings: Rahm Emanuel

Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

(Stewart’s searching his old records for some Pink Floyd album.)
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[personal profile] erinptah
Title: Pace Yourself For Me
Rating: G for the first half (and the art); PG-13 for the second
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, family
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

This is a jumble of ideas for some kind of college-age AU. One written scene, one illustration, and a bit of synopsis. Stephen's deeply closeted about his attraction to guys, and feels much safer when he appears to have a girlfriend. Which works out fine for Jon, who's in a closet of his own.

Most of it was originally posted here. A link is going on the Transverse masterlist. And, yes, the title is from the Killers song.

(For the record: if anyone wants to take this concept and run with it, either using these specifics as canon or contradicting them completely...go for it.)

( 'Mama says I'm supposed to be a gentleman and offer you my bed.' )

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