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Rating: G unless otherwise stated
Disclaimer: #NotIntendedToBeAFactualStatement. The content is the product of my imagination, and the characters aren't mine.

Just finished an all-TCR set of fills for my card in [community profile] hc_bingo. A couple were fics, which have already been crossposted, and the rest are fanart:

Title: Do I Dare--? (homesickness)
It's not a gay thing. Honest. Stephen just happened to be missing South Carolina at the time, and Jon walked by with a peach, so Stephen couldn't resist a taste. That's a normal thing for heterosexual guys to do. Right?

Title: Tentacolbert (attacked by a creature)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Tentacle sex.
In which Stephen finds love (and, the next day, slime) in unexpected places, and Jon should really learn to be more sensitive to cultures different from his own.

Title: Not A Southern Belle (heat stroke)
I honestly couldn't tell you whether Stephen's really fainting, fake-fainting to induce Jon to fuss over him, or fake-fainting because he believes it's The Done Thing for a South Carolina peach in a lovely dress.

Title: Fear Puppetry (brainwashing)
Who's puppeting who?

Title: Are You Sure This Is Super Serum? (experiments by evil scientists)
Rating: PG
Sinister!bearded!Jon has brought Stephen to his secret lab, with promises of Captain-America-style super serum. Now Stephen's starting to have second thoughts, but it may already be too late....
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Title: Sense and Sensibility and Vampires
Rating: PG
Warnings: Blood, character undeath
Pairings/Characters: "Stephen", Jon
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

From the Eagle of Hermes 'verse, with spoilers for the main story. For the [ profile] fakenews_fanfic prompt "the five senses." Or, in Stephen's case, five and then some. Illustration here.

( If the peach tasted ashen and watery in his mouth, it was because of the inferiority of non-South-Carolina stock, that was all. )
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Title: The DM of +4 Ohana
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Swearing, foreplay, references to IRL childhood angst, corruption of the youth
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon[athan], Olivia, Kristen, Demetri, Wyatt, Sam(/Jason)
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

For the prompt "Fixed" from [personal profile] politicette. Trouble threatens to break up the most beautiful gay dog-grooming couple in all of 1980's California. Can Olivia, with the help of her quirky multi-ethnic posse, figure out a way to save it?

Or, more seriously: a story about three people trying to find a way to balance each other out, plus the friends who play D&D with them.

( 'Their love is beautiful and true like a Disney movie. Stephen even has pretty princess eyelashes! They're meant to be!' )
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Title: Pace Yourself For Me
Rating: G for the first half (and the art); PG-13 for the second
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon, family
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

This is a jumble of ideas for some kind of college-age AU. One written scene, one illustration, and a bit of synopsis. Stephen's deeply closeted about his attraction to guys, and feels much safer when he appears to have a girlfriend. Which works out fine for Jon, who's in a closet of his own.

Most of it was originally posted here. A link is going on the Transverse masterlist. And, yes, the title is from the Killers song.

(For the record: if anyone wants to take this concept and run with it, either using these specifics as canon or contradicting them completely...go for it.)

( 'Mama says I'm supposed to be a gentleman and offer you my bed.' )
themistoklis: Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert with ILU and <3 signs (Jon/Stephen)
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Title: Boston Marriage
Authors: [personal profile] politicette, [personal profile] themistoklis
Summary: Joan and "Stephanie" run away from home to get married, and it's going to be totally awesome.
Character/Pairing: cis!girls "Stephanie" Colbert/Joan Stewart (genderbended from "Stephen" Colbert, Jon Stewart), assorted "Colbert" family members, assorted original characters
Rating: R
Warnings: TRIGGER WARNINGS for domestic violence, homophobia, alcohol use
Length: ~26,300 words
Disclaimer: Disclaimer )
Notes: Thank you so much to [personal profile] paperscribe for betaing this piece for us. We started it so long ago we legitimately do not remember most of the first half, but apparently it's in okay shape.

Part One: She'll have to relearn her signature.

Part Two: "I've kind of been picking paint colors out for our first place since sixth grade."

Part Three: It's not lying when you don't actually say anything.

With accompanying gorgeous art by [personal profile] erinptah! (Slightly NSFW.)

Art again.

Jun. 23rd, 2010 10:05 am
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Title: Various
Characters: various "Stephens" with optional Jon and a surprising amount of eagles
Disclaimer: These are works of parody. Not real, and not mine.

More recent and quasi-recent postings. Good times.

Bend Over (Jon/"Stephen", PG) - from the increasingly kinky series-in-blue.

Stop That (Jon/"Stephen", G) - more in blue. Where does that latte-hugging tree-sipping New York liberal get off being so distractingly pretty, anyway?

I Don't See Race (AU!"Stephen" and an eagle, G) - "People tell me I'm black, and I believe them, because nobody's ever impressed when they find out I can dance."

He's Totally Tame, Jon ("Stephen" and Jon and a demonic eagle, G) - from The Eagle of Hermes, in which Stephen has a hellbird familiar and Jon is not enthusiastic.

Right Behind You - pencil test (teen!"Stephen", G) - short looped animation of '80s!Stephen playing guitar.
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Character: Jon Stewart
Rating: G
Subject: An attempt at drawing Jon's face. There's not much going on in that one, really.
Warnings: You may find it ugly?
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

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Title: Little Steve ColberT
Subjects: Stevie, an eagle
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Work of parody. Not real; not mine.

From Thursday's TCR.

Repeat after me: Awwwww. )

Title: This One's For The Girls
Subjects: Joan/"Stephanie"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Work of parody. Not real; not mine.

From [personal profile] themistoklis and [personal profile] politicette's genderswapped present-day high-school AU.

Partly just an excuse to draw cute girls in uniforms. )
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Title: Various
Characters: "Stephens", female!"Stephen"/Jon, Charlene, Tek Jansen, Spaceman Spiff
Disclaimer: These are works of parody. Not real, and not mine.

Just a roundup of things I've posted recently...(yes, folks, you can post art here too!):

Am I Supposed To Enjoy This? (PG) - so it turns out female bodies have fully functioning sex drives. Who knew? (Certainly not Stephen.)

Steph 'n' Char (PG) - illustration for Clover and Shadows. (Spoilery.)

Giant Gold Balloon (G) - chibi!Stephen is possessive.

Libertease (PG) - inspired by the new word in TCR's opening credits. (Stephen is a delicate innocent flower who cannot imagine how you would get dirty ideas from this.)

Wearers Of Starsuits (G) - Tek Jansen and Spaceman Spiff, surfing the comet of danger! (Great crossover, or greatest crossover?)
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Title: Castle Down (6/6)
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Larry/John-O, John Hodgman, Mrs. Jonatha Strangedirt

And you thought I was kidding about the mole-men.

The mole-manic woman in this chapter is #373 in the list from More Information Than You Require. (Mole-man language is described as "a melange of hisses, grunts, coughs, screeches, and French.") The rooster is...well.

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( In which Jon is awesome, and there are some final gratuitous sparkles. )
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Title: Castle Down (5/6)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Rob, Ed, Larry/John-O, O'Reilly, Kristen
Warnings: More violence; magical abuse; excess sparkles.

Pay no attention to the slapdash derivative nature of the warfare in this part. (Hopefully you weren't reading this for the military strategy in the first place.)

Decorative capitals, as ever, come from Daily Drop Cap. List of chapters here.

( In which there are battles, feats of daring, unexpected enemies, and even more unexpected allies. Also, unicorns. )


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