Two bite-size bits of fluff (call 'em stocking stuffers)

[erinptah]

Title: It's More Of A Bunny-Girl Outfit, Actually
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Parody. Not real, and not mine.

Stephen convinces Jon to join him for the last episode of Densha Otoko. (So, spoilers, but only really vague ones.)

'It's not cheesy, Jon, it's dramatic! The heartwarming tale of the shy geek who finally meets a nice girl who accepts him. It's uplifting to nerds everywhere!'



Title: WTF R U Doin
Series: TDS/TCR
Characters/pairings: Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: G
Disclaimer: See above.

Result of a prompt. (Working out the specific prompt phrase is left as an exercise for the interested reader.)

'Did you spend the night on a fishing trawler?'