Castle Walls, part 3

[erinptah]

Title: Castle Walls (3/8)
Rating: PG-13
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia/Kristen
Warnings: Seduction!fail
Disclaimers: follow the fake cut.

This chapter starts to bring in entities whose real-world analogues deserve a more nuanced treatment than, say, Bill O'Reilly. But it's still tropealicious fantasy crack, which doesn't lend itself to subtlety. MST3K mantra at the ready, yes?

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( Bodyguarding is no picnic, geek bonding goes awry, Olivia doesn't appreciate the local culture, and somebody doesn't appreciate Olivia. )

Fish Tales (1/1)

[queenfanfiction]

Title: Fish Tales
Author: queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF
Rating: PG
Warnings: References to “plundering” and “ravaging” that do not involve actual pirates.
Summary: In which Olivia is a mermaid, Kristen didn’t really need that hat anyway, and there might be “The Little Mermaid” references.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Written for ptahrrific because she is a reallyreallyreally bad influence (if by “reallyreallyreally bad” you mean “AWESOME”). A companion story to her recent Kristen/Olivia fanart here.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]