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Title: Castles In The Sand (1/10)
Rating: R
Pairings/Characters: Olivia/Kristen, Jon/c!Stephen, Hodgman, Miss Jenny Slothodor (a cavern singer), Sam(/Jason), Wilmore/Oliver
Warnings: Sexy sex; gratuitous bathing scene. Eventually: (skip) pregnancy, potential abortion, references to past traumas, magical fempreg, more sex, mortal peril
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

It's the third installment in the magical fantasy epic. If we've learned anything from Narnia—not to mention Pirates of the Caribbean, Shrek, and even Tolkien—that means it's time for a voyage to the End of the World. (Almost everything else about this story would probably make C. S. Lewis spin in his grave, but what can you do.)

That's right, folks, the Castleverse threequel is finally out of the "wistful hint-dropping" stage and into the "actual posting" one :D

Amazing beta job by [personal profile] queenfanfiction. Decorative capitals by Daily Drop Cap. Title comes from the Philosopher Kings song. To get up to speed on the prequels, see the Castleverse Table of Contents.

( Stephen and Olivia parlay their geekiness into a job; Olivia and Kristen parlay their geekiness into hot sex. But just when everything seems to be going swimmingly, Kristen's fire powers decide to take a holiday. )
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After a couple years of noninspiration (or at least, nonmotivation), I finally finished a new vid :D

PreviewTitle: Sexy, Naughty, Daily
Footage: The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, The Jon Stewart Show, The Larry Sanders Show
Music: Tata Young, "Sexy, Naughty, Bitchy"
Characters/Pairings: Jon/"Stephen", Jon/Wyatt, Jon/Hodgman, Jon/John Oliver, Jon/various, Sam/Jason, Jason/John Oliver, Jason/Wyatt/John Oliver, John Oliver/Aasif, John Oliver/various, Kristen/Larry, "Stephen"/audience, "Stephen"/Fonda, "Stephen"/bear, "Stephen"/Emmy, "Stephen"/food, "Stephen"/various, with special guest appearances from Olivia, Rob Riggle, happy!"Stephen", Julian the dancing cameraman, a variety of guests, and Gary Shandling. It's that kind of vid.
Disclaimer: This is a fair-use transformative work; the original material is not mine.

Two words: Peabody Award. (Two other words: short shorts.)

DailyMotion | MegaUpload (.avi, 3:37, 54.3 MB) | Website (with lyrics)
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Title: The DM of +4 Ohana
Rating: PG-13
Contents: Swearing, foreplay, references to IRL childhood angst, corruption of the youth
Characters/pairings: "Stephen"/Jon[athan], Olivia, Kristen, Demetri, Wyatt, Sam(/Jason)
Disclaimer: Characters belong to the Report. Names of real people are used in a fictitious context, and all dialogue, actions, and content are products of the author's imagination only.

For the prompt "Fixed" from [personal profile] politicette. Trouble threatens to break up the most beautiful gay dog-grooming couple in all of 1980's California. Can Olivia, with the help of her quirky multi-ethnic posse, figure out a way to save it?

Or, more seriously: a story about three people trying to find a way to balance each other out, plus the friends who play D&D with them.

( 'Their love is beautiful and true like a Disney movie. Stephen even has pretty princess eyelashes! They're meant to be!' )
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Title: Cougar Hunting
Rating: G (dart guns are G-rated, right?)
Cast: Kristen, Olivia, Sam
Disclaimer: Work of parody. Not real; not mine.

Inspired by this segment: Kristen takes Olivia on a hunt for the most dangerous game.

'Are you ready?' )
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Title: Castle Walls (5/8)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (skip) Kidnapping
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia/Kristen, John/Larry, Sam/Jason
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

The honorifics are Japanese, or at least the American otaku versions thereof; -hime is "princess", -sensei is "teacher". Bunshinjutsu is a technique straight out of Naruto. The bit about Olivia's name is true.

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( Olivia and Stephen find themselves in deep trouble, while Jon and Kristen round up a search party. )
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Title: Castle Walls (4/8)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: (skip) Drugging, kidnapping
Pairings/Characters: Jon/c!Stephen, Olivia/Kristen, Sam, Lizz
Disclaimers: Follow the fake cut.

Lizz's outfit and mannerisms can be seen in this Thinking and Drinking interview, in which she and Rachel Maddow chat about the 2008 primaries and drink cheap beer. It's a bit like IRL crack.

Decorative capitals are from Daily Drop Cap. For the rest of the story, see here.

( Jon is run ragged, Kristen can't stop fretting, Stephen gets a civics lesson from a stranger in a bar, and Olivia is in more danger than she realizes. )
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Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG. And yes, there *IS* a sequel in the works, for those who were wondering. :D

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

Part 1 HERE; Part 2 HERE; link to Deleted Scenes at the end of Part 3

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

Part 1 HERE

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]
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Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author: [personal profile] queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]

ETA: Mods, could I possibly get a tag for "pairing: aasif/olivia," "crossover: harry potter," and "pairing: john oliver/other (or john oliver/kate)"? Thank you in advance :)
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Title: Five Other Correspondents Jon (Thought He) Seduced
Rating: PG-13
Characters/pairings: Jon/everybody - specifically, "Stephen", Sam+Jason, John Hodgman, Aasif (offscreen), and Olivia
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

The long-awaited companion to The Grey Wolf Is On The Prowl, as suggested by [personal profile] holly_cullen and [personal profile] girlanachronism. Jon considers himself a master of seduction. Most of his staff are just too nice to burst his bubble.

Olivia's scene is inspired largely by this interview.

( 'After all, if I don't submit to your every whim, my job could be on the line.' )
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Title: Assorted Belatedly Collected Drabbles (Sam, Jon, and Stephen Edition)
Series: TDS/TCR
Pairings/Characters: Sam/OC, Jon, Bill Bennett, "Stephen", Bobby, Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: G-PG
Disclaimer: Works of parody. Not real; not mine.

More long-lost drabbles from 2006, plus something a bit more recent. Mostly Jon'n'"Stephen" this time. But also Sam!

( In which Sam gets lucky, Bill Bennett does not, Bobby is useful, and Jon has an unusual fetish. )
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Title: Four Times Aasif Shared His Food (And One Time Someone Shared With Him)
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Foreplay
Characters/pairings: Aasif/Jason, Aasif/Sam/Jason, John Oliver, Rob Riggle, Jon, Larry, Wyatt, "Stephen"
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: Pretty much what it says on the tin. Five stories about Aasif, the whole crew of correspondents, various types of food, and an Important Life Lesson about sharing.

Aasif's movie isn't out yet, but IMDb has the specs, and there's a nice article here that talks about the food. Also, special thanks to [personal profile] sirdrakesheir and [profile] canadian_plant for yelling at me to get this finished.

( 'Are you trying to intimidate me with the same routine we used on Anderson Cooper this afternoon? Because it doesn't work when I know you. Larry, you got that shirt at Nordstrom's. Wyatt, that's not a gang sign, it's American Sign Language for 'algebra'.' )

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