punditfic

Title: Twenty
Author: bessemerprocess
Fandom: Pundit RPF
Rating: Explicit
Relationships: Stephen Colbert/Jon Stewart
Notes: Written for Porn Battle 13: Jon/Stephen, twenty years.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

Summary: After the cameras, and the fans, after fame, and after his brown hair fades to gray and his gray starts going white, Jon Stewart still loves Stephen Colbert.

queenfanfiction

Title: With A Little Help From My Friends
Author:

queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Colbert Report RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG
Warnings: None.
Summary: Stephen’s future looks bleak, admittedly, but Amy and Paul are there to shine a light and make things look a little brighter.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Second in the Magicverse series, sequel to “Don’t Hex Me, Bro!” Inspired by

endlissness ’s comment asking if Amy was a Metamorphmagus. Ergo, this one’s for her. Happy New Year! <3

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. <3 ]

Current Mood: amused

queenfanfiction

Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author:

queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG. And yes, there *IS* a sequel in the works, for those who were wondering. :D

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

Part 1 HERE; Part 2 HERE; link to Deleted Scenes at the end of Part 3

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]

Current Mood: artistic

queenfanfiction

Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author:

queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

Part 1 HERE

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]

queenfanfiction

Title: Don’t Hex Me, Bro! (Or, Harry Potter And The “Daily Show” Defense)
Author:

queenfanfiction
Fandom: The Daily Show RPF, Harry Potter
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Magical violence, some Avada Kedavra-ing, and language because hello, New York comedians, people!
Summary: John Oliver is not who he seems to be—but then, quite a few of his coworkers are keeping a similar secret. When John’s past finally comes back to haunt him on the job, it’s up to John and his friends to defend The Daily Show for the first (and hopefully the last) time.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Please try to tell me that THIS PICTURE does not make John look like Harry Potter, and Kate look like THE HOTTEST THING EVER ZOMG.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]

ETA: Mods, could I possibly get a tag for "pairing: aasif/olivia," "crossover: harry potter," and "pairing: john oliver/other (or john oliver/kate)"? Thank you in advance :)

queenfanfiction

Title: Four People Stephen Won’t Sleep With (And One He Might Have Done)
Author:

queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF, US Celebrity RPF
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: None because I’m sure we could all use a little more implicit (gay!) sex and masturbation in our lives.
Summary: Who’s to say Stephen can’t have fantasies of his own? And who’s to say who’s in them?
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: Written for

underthepiano, and she’ll understand why once she reads through it. :D
Beta credit JESUS:

blamography was the first to answer the call, and she was EXCELLENT. <3

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Previously crossposted to FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]

Current Mood: chipper

queenfanfiction

Title: Parallel Worlds
Author:

queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Character death and Angst (with a capital A).
Summary: One moment was all it took to change the course of history forever.
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: During the angst OT at FNFF some time back, I asked

jones6 to write me a story about Jon/Stephen and butterfly effects. She wrote me an EXCELLENT one, but by then I’d had a plot bunny of my own. (I actually fell down in the road like Jon did in the story, just two weeks ago, in front of the goddamn bus I was trying to catch. Might have affected me coming up with this story, yeah.)
Beta credit JESUS:

jones6 kicked this into shape and was the best cheerleader one could ever hope for. <3

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Previously crossposted at FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]

Current Mood: accomplished

queenfanfiction

Title: Prenuptial Agreements
Author:

queenfanfiction
Fandom: Fake News RPF
Rating: PG
Warnings: GAY MARRIAGE WHOO.
Summary: Stephen gives up a weekend alone with his family, and Jon has to shave off his beard. But such are the things they must do for love. (And maybe Stephen will be more careful about what he says on his show...)
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Author's Notes: I make many references to actual TDS and TCR clips in this fic, such as: Stephen’s plan to ruin gay marriage, Jon and Stephen’s toss re: the beard, and Jon explaining why Beardy ran away. Also, if anyone wants to write a porn!fic where Tracey and Evie cash in on Jon’s not-quite-serious promise of gay sex (and help the guys out along the way), I WILL NOT STOP YOU OK. IN FACT, I MIGHT JUST ENCOURAGE YOU.

( Fake cut leads to story at Dreamwidth )

[Previously crossposted at FNFF. Comments left either here or at DW appreciated. ♥ ]

Current Mood: accomplished

themistoklis

Title: 5 Times Stephen Fell Asleep on Jon & One Time He Couldn't Sleep at All
Summary: Five times in five universes (including our own) that Stephen fell asleep on Jon, and one night where he couldn't sleep at all.
Character/Pairing: Jon/Stephen, Jon/"Stephen"
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2500 words
Disclaimer: ( Disclaimer )
Notes: Written with

politicette for the lovely

jennova, who is kind and sweet and smart, and who we love endlessly and boundlessly.

As his eyelashes flutter closed, Stephen manages to laugh through his yawn.

themistoklis

Title: Character
Summary: Stephen is a little taken with Jon's Glenn Beck impression.
Character/Pairing: Stephen/Jon
Rating: PG
Length: ~550 words
Disclaimer: ( Disclaimer )
Notes: This is I don't even know how old. I wrote it for

politicette back when Jon did his first Glenn Beck segment Yesterday's brief Beck impression made me remember it.

Today, Jon's wearing white sneakers.

dancesontrains

Via

iamashamed-

A (sadly sound free) vid of Jon and Stephen kissing at the Paley Center in the early 2000s :D

Current Mood: bouncy

themistoklis

Title: Scenes from a #Roadtrip
Summary: Jon and Stephen are returning from a conference in L.A. when bad weather cancels their flight. The end up driving from Des Moines to New York. (Remixed:

bessemerprocess's Scenes from a Roadtrip.)
Character/Pairing: Jon/Stephen
Rating: PG-13 (language)
Length: ~9500 words
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.
Notes: Sci-fi AU. Thanks to the lovely

politicette for beta reading, pushing me to go in the direction I wanted to go with this, and offering up oodles of help. Written for the 2010 Remix/Redux challenge. Some lines of dialogue (the ones you will probably like best) are directly from bessemerprocess's story.

Stephen is secretly enjoying the fuck-up their trip has become.

erinptah

Medium: Television
Fandom: The Daily Show/The Colbert Report
Subject: Jon/real!Stephen
Title: Day Late Friends
Warnings: Epic unrequited love story; some ruined pants.

Two musical wishes at the

fakenews_fanfic Secret Santa were in danger of going unclaimed: Goo Goo Dolls' "Feel the Silence" for

shoebox_addict, and Cake's "End of the Movie" for

kitsunesan. So I put them both in a mix.

Given the melancholy of the prompts, I tried to make the rest of this unapologetically tragic. It, uh, didn't take. (Seriously, can you think of any two people who are less angsty with each other?)

( The news is the news, but the dance goes on forever )

erinptah

Title: Five Versions Of The Limo Ride Home
Rating: G through NC-17
Characters/pairings: Jon/liberal!"Stephen", Joan/"Stephanie", Jon/r!Stephen (Sailor Jon version), Schmon Schmewart, Jon, "Stephen", Jon/happy!"Stephen"
Warnings: (1) character fatal disease (he's not dead yet); (2) character death (he gets better); (3) D/s, innuendo; (4) D/s, shameless lesbian smut; (5) may induce diabetes.
Disclaimer: Follow the fake cut.

Summary: After the Emmys snub various versions of Stephen (hypothetical cancer storyline,

sailorjon 'verse, Liberalverse, genderswapped version of

sarcasticsra's Needverse, and happy!verse), Jon comforts him on the way back to the hotel.

Mostly written for The 9/20 Project, which called for post-Emmy comforting and/or sex. (There are sequels to the Liberalverse segment found at that link, too.)

( 'I have a little bit of anger and frustration to work through right now. So it would probably be best if I just let myself into the executive lounge and meditated for a while. Or did some yoga.' )

sirdrakesheir

Title: Acrobatics
Pairing/Characters: Jon/Stephen
Rating: R for sexual content
Warnings: Adultery
Summary: When you were five years old, your older brother taught you to make a whistle out of a long blade of grass
Word Count: 705
Disclaimer: All television shows, movies, books, and other copyrighted material referred to in this work, and the characters, settings, and events thereof, are the properties of their respective owners. As this work is an interpretation of the original material and not for-profit, it constitutes fair use. Reference to real persons, places, or events are made in a fictional context, and are not intended to be libelous, defamatory, or in any way factual.

betaed by the lovely

themistoklis .

( Not for the first time in your life, you avert your eyes for fear of facing the consequences should you fail to keep the plates in the air, keep the books balanced on top of your head, keep your balance on that highest branch in the tree. )

Cut goes to my fic journal.

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Twenty by bessemerprocess (Jon/Stephen, Adult)

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Don't Hex Me, Bro! (3/3 and Deleted Scenes!)

Don't Hex Me, Bro! (2/3)

Don't Hex Me, Bro! (1/3)

Four People Stephen Won't Sleep With

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